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Crop Victim

In a group picture, the individual(s) who are cropped out to make to focus on one person, often for a profile picture
I was Matt's latest crop victim in his current Facebook profile pic.
by goodmorningvhoyz December 18, 2015
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Croydon

What a wonderful place. Why?

- It's an easy commute to London by train - Victoria in under 20 min, London Bridge in under 15 min. Plenty of other London stations especially in the City, and in double-quick time. Better than the tube.

- Beautiful houses with gardens are in plentiful supply and are cheaper than anywhere else in London. Fact.

- Westfield thinks it's so fab that they are spending millions upon millions of cash to update the town centre. Westfield know their shizzle.

Most people who do not know the delights of Croydon speak ill of it. This is because they have heard other people slag it off and they think they must repeat what they hear. That's fine. We don't want their kind in Croytopia. Don't tell them how brilliant it is or they'll all want to move there.
Croydon, London, beautiful, tube, train, Westfield
by The Nuzzler June 11, 2013
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CROYDON

Lovely, visually stunning town with beautiful buildings ranging from Victorian grandeur to 21st century ubercool slick. Croydon is a cultured town, strong on the arts with a museum, theatres, art house cinema and art gallery.
Croydon is under 15 minutes from Central London by fast train.
by .l May 4, 2014
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What you fucking deserve.
Guy with facepaint: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?

Some talk show host: I'll call the police!

Guy with facepaint: I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!

*talk show host is shot by guy with facepaint*
by ave_scientia January 29, 2020
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Crouching Uncle

The act of walking into your aunt's bedroom and finding your uncle with his boxers around his ankles, squatting over your aunt while serving up a PBR and creamed-corn induced hot carl into her waiting mouth... most often occurring while re-runs of the Dukes of Hazard or Full House are playing on the TV.
I went over to Uncle Jethro's after the Nascar race, and when I walked into the trailer Aunt Tina was in the midst of wiping the Crouching Uncle off of her mustache.
by Ryjamin October 6, 2011
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Croydon wheelie boys

A "gang" of douche bag kids in the small town of croydon pa who pretty much just ride on bikes in the middle of a main road and do some dumb ass bike tricks and act like they're tough even though they're weak privileged assholes who should really get a life but that's none of my business.
"Croydon wheelie boys sure are annoying"
by XDRAWR July 5, 2016
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Crone’s Disease

When a woman reaches an age where she no longer gives a rat’s ass if others find her appealing.
Clearly this one-time hottie is suffering from an advanced case of Crone’s Disease.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 9, 2019
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