The Creature aka Smeagol

That one friend one likes that does the following...
- UGLYIER THAN A BLUE WAFFLED COVERED IN SHIT
- Resembles the creature named Smeagol
- Stays silent the whole time when he is with you...so silent that you won't even know until he does the CREATURE SCREEEH (will be defined next)
- Creature Screech = the sound it makes when its circle jacking, mad, happy, any other emotion and sounds like a mix a jackal being raped by elephant and a lil gurl screaming
- Plays xbox live only to play gay music, say nothing, and pretend to be a hard nigga in front of his few friends
- Has a Creature Cave
- Can't bench more than the bar ITSELF
- Cusses like a PUSSY ASS PUNK BITCH FUCKER that got neutered to prevent the spread of Creatureism
- Weighs less than 90lbs
- Circle jacks himself to sleep every night + ask anyone near him to join him in it
- You will Nickelback or Creed when he is near

None can be given about The Creature aka Smeagol. Last time it was nearly hunted to extinction . At least one must present to serve as example of what to avoid becoming.

by Reverend Gucci August 9, 2012

mall creature

A person who spends most of their time at malls and whose ideology and lifestyle is dictated by mall mentality and mass media megalomania. Like Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton.

She's a scat munching mall creature, that's all that she is.

by Manus July 24, 2014

Cancel Creature

A person who engages in cancel culture. The type of person who has doxed and harassed people for saying things they disagree with.

Emily doxed some dude on Twitter yesterday for posting an edgy meme in 2014. She's a total cancel creature.

by ThePopCultureEncyclopedia July 4, 2021

sonny creature

A state of being half-asleep while you still have a lot of work ahead

Sorry, no pub for me today. I've been a sonny creature ever since we've launched our project.

by DLT lover July 5, 2021

Walmart Creature

Somebody that has worked fulltime at Walmart for a majority of their life also known as a Walmartian. They are the dirtiest of the dirtiest ppl by far. They often mixed up with speds but they have nothing in come on, at all. They have no class and are a skidmark on the underpants of society.

Dan has worked at Walmart since he was 17, therefore he is a walmmart creature/ walmartian.

by Mike Reilly March 18, 2005

street creature

a charva,kappa slapper.Any semi literate being that appears after dusk and loiters around town centres.

"christ check out the street creatures outside KFC"

by adam March 17, 2004

Ceiling Creature

A thin and bony monster that feeds on mold and children and lives in the ceiling. It typically dwells in schools or other places that have plentiful amounts of children.

School Teacher: Now now, children, be sure to watch out for the ceiling creature when you're walking to math class
Children: *gets snatched into the ceiling to be feasted on like a saltine cracker*

by Phlamingoe June 23, 2019