Creamy Stevenson

How the guy gets close to climax is entirely up to him but just before cumming he pulls out and cums into the palm of his hand. He then takes that hand full of jizz and slaps the chick in the face with it. For extra surprise, the jizz-in-the-hand setup can be done in secret before slapping someone. This is more commonly known as the Creamy Stevenson Surprise.

Sam: Would you bone Meagan round the back on the bins?
Marc: No way, everyone else has done it already!
Sam: What if you gave her the Creamy Stevenson?
Marc: Oh well then I would. Those are awesome!

by Hutchi88 August 17, 2009

creamy pie

A vagina which has been ejaculated in. The semen tends to drip out - producing the creamy pie.

I love to see her creamy pie.

by sigue September 9, 2005

Creepy Uncle

creepy uncle adj. n.:

A person, who through their actions and/or words, causes unease to others (male or female) by unnessesary or gratuitous sexual advances.

"That man was getting all creepy uncle on me."

"Larry is sure a creepy uncle."

by flurbury September 18, 2007

Creamy Magma

Jizz, cum, baby gravy, population paste, Aphrodite's araldite, etc

A big thanks to you PPS porn spammers out there for this one.

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by Pr0nlolly November 30, 2004

Creamy Cacas

Another word for feally runny diarrhea. The Runny Doo Doos, the Shits, etc. Encompasses the faux spanish word caca.

Kevin ate lunch at Taco Bell and by 3:00pm had a nasty case of the Creamy Cacas

by Mr Caca July 23, 2007

Creepy

A slang term to describe a person who displays actions to that of a rapist, serial killer, or pedophile. By far the most overused term for women to describe men that they dont like. granted there are a lot of creepy people in society but is highly overused by younger high school or college women.

18 year old girl: OMG that guy just asked me out to a dinner. HOW CREEPY!!!

34 year old girl: not really maby he just wnted to get to know you. thats not very creepy

by JustinDavis96 June 17, 2013

Creepy Shirley

1. A creepy woman, often a townie, that can be found around local college bars. Creepy Shirleys sometimes have scars on their face and they usually talk nonsense to you in an attempt to pick you up. 2. Any creepy female in general.

I was watching the football game when that Creepy Shirley came up to me and said "Hey, I'm a girlie girl so I don't know much about football. I'd rather be in the kitchen, cooking dinner for YOU."

by GregCardinals October 30, 2007