crankhound

a dog that will carpet surf and lick their owners sweat in search of methamphetamine

"Boy, Kathy's Jack Russel terrier is a real crankhound."

by wereatnjustgoforit August 27, 2025

positive canthal tilt

A positive canthal tilt is when the inside corner of your eye (medial canthis) is lower than the outside corner of your eye. A positive canthal tilt is typically viewed as a highly aesthetically pleasing trait, and thus important in achieving success when searching for a spouse.

She has a positive canthal tilt, which is why I'm dating her

by Bobbystrurrew November 16, 2023