crapper coupons

Noun: Another name for shit tickets. Also known as toilet paper.

"Hey Alex - I gotta take a huge grogan, and we're out of crapper coupons - please go get some while I take care of business."

by _salesman_ May 6, 2005

Crapperdashery

Another way to exclaim "CRAP!"
Can also be used to describe a really crappy store.
To describe a person working at this crappy place, they'd be a crapperdasher.
Derives from "haberdashery"

"Man, have you been to that new shoe store??"
"Naw man, naw; I heard it's a real crapperdashery."

by StrangeAysha March 6, 2008

Crapperfitti

The art and words written inside the walls of a portable toilet. This can include pictures of dragons, people's phone numbers, various offers of sexual favors, key etching sculptures of penises and the like.

Glad the Crapperfitti kept me entertained since I forgot to take my phone into the plastic John

by Penelope parker November 10, 2017

Clampering

The sound a dogs nails make on wood, tile or other hard surfaces.

I heard the dog clampering around the house.

by Dead Squirrel June 17, 2018

camper dick

A camper dick is another term for an uncircumcised penis. In other words, his dick is in a sleeping bag!

I was making out with a new guy the other night and when I stuck my hand down his pants I realized he had a camper dick! Ewwwwww

by Sassy Six August 7, 2018

Campers Christmas

a little bit gay

Uncle John Is A Little Bit Campers Christmas

by stwafeywafey July 30, 2019

crumper

Crumper is a derogatory term used against british people. It comes from the word crumpet (= someone who eats crumpet), following the stereotype that british people eat crumpets.

"This guy has a funny accent. I think he might be a crumper."

by rxzpxtxn September 14, 2020