5 Minute Craft Lifehacks

Something very stupid that is supposed to make things cheap and easy but just makes you seem like you're poor and a retard.

5 Minute Craft Lifehacks are so stupid, I did one of the pop-socket ones and my phone case melted.

by Ozzy The Gamer Dog June 4, 2021

Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore

A particularly accommodating female sexual partner

When I'm horny, there's nothing quite like hopping on my Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore.

by Batrastard April 21, 2003

crabfag

Someone who makes plans to do something, then backs out at the last minute.

John was gonna hang out with us, but then he totally Crabfagged out.

by Murdertrain February 5, 2009

Lord of the craft

Lord of the Craft is where catfishes and autistic children go to play without parents permission and is home to famous "eRP". The server is filled with 12 year olds who can't even type a proper sentence without "edgy" "lmao" "kappa" or "lol".

This is also a place where certain people pretend to be a horse, and end up fucking another horse infront of 20 people, then gets banned for it, but because one of the GMs (Cappy) got a good wank to it, the horse raper was unbanned.

"Hey im a hot 16 year old girl lol lets erp lol whats ur skype lol"
"ok lol, i'm only 13 kappa is that ok lol"
"lol ok lol ur edgy kappa"

Lord of the Craft is also know as LOTC.

by FuckyFuckFucker September 19, 2016

cramfest

You have an exam, right, and instead of studying for it over a long period of time....you sqeeze it all into one night, generally the night before the exam..these exams also tend to be major exams, i.e. the junior and leaving cert exams...or college end of year exams!

Grainne: Here dude hows the study goin for college exams..??
Anto: Awh man, i was planning on cramming...what about you..??
Grainne: Cramfest it is then!!!

by Legefest January 19, 2008

bitch craft

when the female of the speices gets together with friends, normally to discuss the failings of there men and what they can do about it, this is know as bitch craft

alright mate where's your girl today ? out somewhere proberly practising bitch craft

by Apoclamite July 12, 2010

camfrog

a video over web chat application designed to bring people from across the spans of earth together in a common area to laugh, mingle and get naked

camfrog helped me find the true love in my life....myself on video....naked

by Craig Myran January 10, 2005