Gossip Crapper

(1): Mainly young teenage girls although sometimes guys that go in small groups and gossip about the people around them not caring for their feelings at all

(2): a bathroom that girls go to to gossip in to get some "Privacy"

(3): Someone with dirty gossip or blackmail

(1) "Ommggg did you hear that Daniel is going out with Erika?! like omg they are like such a good matchhhh!! but I heard he was totally checking out Nicole oh it's SO DeLiCIoUs!" this is something a gossip crapper would say

(2)"Ugh guuuyyysss lets go into the bathroom I want some privacy I don't wanna talk about my life in the hallway

(3)" Gahh I hear Heather has blackmail of Brendon I'm so curious!"

by Olivre March 9, 2007

waffle crapper

An amazingly beautiful, and attractive woman. Coined by Adam Carolla, on the late night radio show Love Line.

Damn, that girl's such a waffle crapper i'd suck on her daddy's dick.

by Devin Ray November 8, 2005

craperdapper

when u miss the toilet and hit the seat

WOW fuck man i just laid the hugest craperdapper in the bathroon at McDonalds

by kyle Drewitz June 1, 2005

Crapperoni

A noun used to describe macaroni of substandard quality, such as store brand rather than name brand.

Tom: "Hey Angela, look, Price Rite has their mac & cheese on sale for 25 cents a box!"

Angela: "Ew Tom, I'm not eating that crapperoni! I'll pay 75 cents more for the real deal Kraft Mac & Cheese"

by Heather (Ya Know) January 11, 2008

crappertainment

Popular culture that is viewed as an insipid distraction.

My friend spends all day watching the crappertainment on TV.

by torngat March 7, 2009

crapper attacker

Male by nature but prefers to launch his rocket into the brown star.

If a dude stares at your junk he is probably a crapper attacker.

by a66mack November 8, 2009

Crappercracker

One who is so addicted to his blackberry while at work that he wont even stop sending emails while in the crapper in the midst of defacating.

John: did you also get that messed up email from joe?

Raul: dude i dont get it - i just saw him walking into the bathroom.  How could he have sent that?

John: you dont know? Joe is a uber managing crappercracker

Raul: shit bro ... Wont even take a shit in peace...

by Stinkynutz69 February 19, 2010