Hobo cracker

A man who is homeless who smokes crack with his panhandling mohey . He is funny but loud enough to be noticed by the crowd at large when he panhandles like a pro…

Bro did you see that hobo cracker pan handling around the wag ?

That hobo cracker better not be had stepping when he scores for us tonight !!!

by Heyoka October 29, 2023

Christ on a Cracker

Christ on a Cracker: an exclamation reflecting dismay or anger or frustration about a situation.

Christ on a Cracker! I've been waiting in line for an hour!

by michellezilla August 17, 2020

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n' pop westpoolchestershireshire queens lovely jubily delights

British way of saying "chips"

american: yo dude wanna get chips
bri'ish: So you call these things 'ere "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n' pop westpoolchestershireshire queens lovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv?

by WhenTheImooster September 9, 2021

Cracker Barrel

The place that fired Brad's wife after 11 years of service (on his birthday no less!)

Hey wanna get cracker barrel for dinner?

Not after they fired Brad's wife!

by bretata March 22, 2017

Cracked.com

A website which prides itself as "America's Only Humor Site" most often featuring some very interesting topics presented in a list form with a humorous outlook. While a great place to learn facts and be entertained, with a nice hint of benign satire, the writers of Cracked.com are starting to take things too far.

While these subjects may be quite interesting and informative , topics such as "5 Uncomfortable Truths About Rape on College Campuses" and "8 Terrifying Life Lessons From a Former Terrorist", do NOT belong on "America's Only Humor Website" despite how many little jokes they use decorate them so that they can remain funny while actually being deadly serious. What also doesn't belong on "America's only humor website" is pretty much all of the writer's preachy and one sided liberal bias, which causes the reader who doesn't share the exact same views to rather feel alienated and demonized by the writers WHOSE JOB IT IS TO HUMOR THEM NOT INDOCTRINATE THEM and also their many commentators many of whom only read Cracked.com because "Americas Only Humor Website's" idea of satire caters to a sense of humor (the "only humor") that suits their own views.

CRACKED.COM: "America's Only Humor Website" (DISCLAIMER: If you do not believe in Feminism, abortion, gun control, same-sex marriage or cannabis legislation, abandon all hope of ever writing for us. Don't read our articles. Don't contact us. Don't subscribe to our feeds. Cracked.com is a safe space on the internet for tolerance and from being judgemental of people towards their views, their educational background and their race.*)

* "Almost every republican is a white lower to middle class undereducated person from the south,meaning a majority of them range from stupid to dumbfuck stupid."
*" Republicans - The far right: stubborn gun wielding anti-abortion homophobes who want to run this nation."

(both copied and pasted from the opening lines of two different Cracked.com articles about republicans.)

by stingingpaininthebrain December 29, 2014

cracker

A device used to "crack" the seal on Nitrous cartridges for inhaling the N20 for a high. The cracker is commonly aluminum, brass or plastic and simply accepts a N20 cartridge (intended for dispensing whip-cream) and pierces the seal, allowing the gas to escape in a controlled fashion. A baloon is attached to the device to capture the gas and allow it to absorb enough heat to be inhaled safely.

Man don't try to suck it straight outta the cracker, your lips will freeze to it.

by sixtysix July 1, 2003

crap on a cracker

Expression when something goes wrong.

Mahi: Dude, how is the code coming ?

Randy: Holy crap on a cracker, its not.

by RandyBaby June 27, 2008