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niggers tongue your anus on constantiam
by boggaogga November 10, 2019
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colten costa

Damn, dat Colten Costa be a bitch ass nigguh.
by Thesecondcoming May 30, 2014
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dirty constance

A act where a woman can jerk off a guys dick with having a parrot on her shoulder.
Cam: DUDE! SHE GAVE ME A DIRTY CONSTANCE!
Bryson: Oh, Really?

Cam: Yeah, That parrot on her shoulder when she jerked felt nice!

Bryson: Nice! I want a girl to do that.
by HaterHateHate920 April 2, 2020
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Coastal Grandmother

A coastal grandmother is an affluent woman that likes to spend her retirement years reading on the porch of her Nantucket or Martha's Vineyard home, gardening, collecting sea shells on the shore, and drinking coffee as she watches the sunrise.

Her hair is either blonde or completely white, but it is never too short. She wears stylish, yet comfortable clothes and minimal jewelry. White, cream, beige, baby blue and light pink are her favorite colors. Vineyard Vines, Brooks Brothers and Kate Spade are staples in her wardrobe.

Her home is beautiful, spacious and tastefully decorated. There are always freshly picked hydrangeas in her antique vases and freshly picked lemons from her lemon tree in the kitchen.
I want to be like Diane Keaton when I'm old and live my life like I'm in a Nancy Meyers movie. She's the epitome of a coastal grandmother.
by traitorjoes February 27, 2023
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Constapeeted

Experiencing the inability to pee around others. Also known as "shy bladder".
So, after dinner, we went back to her place. I had to use the bathroom, but I knew it was going to be so echoey, so I froze up. I was constapeeted.
by DJ DEUCE GROAN 2 April 29, 2011
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Costa Rican fist pump

When one uses ones bare fist in a pumping motion to unclog a plugged toilet.
Beth was horrified when the resort maintainance man "Costa Rican fist pumped" the plugged toilet.
by Unknown1999 May 6, 2015
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Constanter

He is such a constanter whenever it comes to breathing.
by Trolly rolly December 15, 2018
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