Courtesy Wank

When she won’t give up the pussy for one reason or another but offers a gratuitous hand job to give your aching nuts some relief.

Rachel had such a heavy flow this month she wouldn’t have sex so she gave me a courtesy wank.

Her nasty yeast infection earned me several days of courtesy wanks.

by Eaton Holgoode December 27, 2018

Manly Courtesy

When a man helps another man avoid something regretful be it missing a hot chick walk by or his gf/wife's birthday

Example 1:

Guy 1) Dude, your girlfriend's birthday is tomorrow, you know that right?
Guy 2) Oh shit! i totally forgot, thanks!
Guy 1) Manly Courtesy

Example 2:

Guy 1) hottie 6 oclock
Guy 2) daaayum
Guy 1) you owe me...

by OmegaEpoch April 6, 2010

Courtesy Mask

Mask(s) you keep in your car in case your passenger(s) need a mask while going out during the COVID pandemic

"Ah nertz, I forgot my mask"
"No problem, I keep courtesy masks in my glovebox"

by reed4pop June 27, 2020

Courtesy to Spit

When a woman doesn’t have the audacity to spit and not give a dry hand job.

Gavin Dobson got a dry hand job and it sucked because she didn’t even have the courtesy to spit on it.

by Penisstiffyuh February 11, 2019

courtesy text

1) When you see some one you haven't seen in a while so you text them so you dont feel bad and your not being rude
2) When you get someones number and you text them for like a week and then just stop, so your not the jerk that "didnt text me"

1) I saw Joe at the mall so i sent him a courtesy text so he wouldnt think i was ignoring him.
2) I need to send that chick from the fair a courtesy text so if we meet again she wont slap me.

by angel of america November 29, 2009

Courtesy Clap

the act of clapping because you feel bad for the person(s) you are clapping for. It starts out sounding like a slow clap.

Guy 1: did you go to the convention center to see the glue presentation?

Guy 2: Yeah, but there wasn't alot of people in the seats, and the ones who clapped gave a courtesy clap.


This sort of clapping is seen at churches, schools, business meetings, etc.

by umop ep!sdn December 9, 2008

Courtesy Makeout

When you go on a date with someone who seems to have spent a lot of money or time planning it and things don't go great but you "courtesy makeout" with them anyway.

"John spent $400 on front row tickets to Bruno Mars but was a total loser. Jane had to courtesy makeout with him anyway as a thank you."

by DezzyFox January 26, 2013