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cash cattle

Rich person that only hangs with other rich people
Mason is a cash cattle, the lil fuckboy.
by jesusalmighty10w0 April 18, 2015
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Holy Cattle

When in great surprise, instead of holy cow, a southern man says holy cattle.
Holy cattle, she's crazy.
by RookieRooster September 29, 2021
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Quicken Loans Cattle Handle

When you pay a discount rate for a dry handjob while on a business trip to a rural area. The Quicken Loans Cattle Handle usually occurs in the backseat of a crew cab Chevy 2x4, while the handjobist's father is trying to buy dip in the Love's Gas Station. If timed improperly the Quicken Loans Cattle Handle can have disastrous results, including STI's, Blueballs or a Napoleon Complex.
Man I had to go to Oklahoma on a work trip, The wife made me promise not to do any cheating so all I did was get a couple Quicken Loans Cattle Handles to clear my head.

I got a Quicken Loans Cattle Handle yesterday, but her dad got out of the shell before I could finish.
by Kort's favorite Buttboy April 23, 2018
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herd the cattle

Herd the cattle is when you finish in a condom then snap it like a whip on your partners ass, typically but not specific to, when in an orgy.
Dan pulled out and started to herd the cattle. Everyone went with it and started mooing.
by KrispyKreamed August 13, 2020
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Mrs. Cottengim

A whore
A failed excuse of a teacher

A absolute bich
Ron: You see Mrs. Cottengim?
Jake: Nah I dont look for whores
by Thelongycocky March 12, 2020
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cattle

the line of people waiting to get into a movie, concert, or especially an overrated club.
Damn yo, lookat the cattle tryin' to get into that shitty club.
by puma_blues March 29, 2004
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cattle

An alternate form of the definition of sheep in a more grand scale, for people who herd round each other in large groups, without any individual thought.
"Those girls are following him like cattle"
by acebloke February 10, 2005
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