old coot

Dirty old man whose whole life revolves around passing gas at work and growling uncontrollably at sumptous young women at the coffee shop.

"Has the King of Pain put in his retirement papers yet?"
"Not yet."
"The old coot is going to lose it all if he doesn't act quickly!"

by bullydog55 February 15, 2008

hooty coot

Simple a vagina that sucks dick. A woman with skills using her pussy to massage and rythmically squeeze a penis like a milking machine on a cow's tit.

That girl over there Got that Hooty Coot.

by Tubstopedup October 16, 2008

Bald as a coot

A well good term used to describe a lack of pubic hair on a womans flower or muff as it were. Basically a shaved/waxed fanny!

'ooo iv got a right mound on me, i better get rid'
couple of minutes later...
'bald as a coot'

by Lulu and Lele March 6, 2008

Sloth Coot

A mid 20 year old female, 30 lbs over weight who smells like the calcium build up male p.e teachers get on the sides of their mouths during an intense game of wall "fag" ball. They also prey on drunk "scrotes" at the bars that are to smashed to realize how carney their under gibblets looks.

My boy B-Dunks got man handled by a Sloth Coot in an suburban bunker last weekend...He still smells like Rumpelstiltskin's breath...

by P Dangerously August 31, 2011

Poot in my coot

To jump in someone’s pool (a Byrnes people thing)

Sarah: hey John want to come poot in my coot after school

John: I’d love to Sarah it is quite hot out here
Sarah: great meet you at my house after school
John: sounds delicious I’m excited

by Tonyachincapap July 28, 2021

old coot in a hat

what you call an old man driving slowly in front of you. If you take notice, usually they will have a hat on! They are usually in buicks or pick-up trucks. Also see gramps champs

"Urgh this old coot in a hat won't get out of my way and I can't pass him!"

by BenjamminL04 October 2, 2006

spoon coot

Someone who does something very idiotic and cant explain there actions because they are so thick i.e gary twig

Garth is a spoon coot

by Tezdog September 21, 2013