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Abyss of Lost Consoles

The place where you will find the Virtual Boy, Sega 32X, Sega Saturn, Dreamcast, and all the other "failure" systems.
Well, at least I found a cable for my Virtual Boy in the Abyss of Lost Consoles.
by Johnny Rocketfingers November 17, 2003
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Consolation Prize

A consolation prize is when you ask a girl out and she says no but she wants to remain good friends. The guy feels like he is not good enough for a romantic relationship just a platonic friendship.

This usually occurs between friends; the guy and the girl start as friends however the guy starts to like her romantically and wants their friendship to develop into a relationship. When he lets his feelings be known to her, she turns him down but honestly tells him she wants him as a friend. At this point the guy needs to do some soul searching and figure out if they can go back to the way things were or they go their separate ways.

Sometimes girls will say this to a guy they don't know well as a subtle cue to go away. However this most often happens between friends and has the ability to destroy friendships. The guy has had his pride hurt and is left resentful and bitter and feels like he has been made a fool of by the girl who he thought so much of.

The girl is left hurt as well, since she feels guilty about hurting him and possibly losing a close friend. However she can quickly get annoyed at him if she thinks he's being immature or trying to guilt trip her into a relationship by acting depressed. Its an awkward situation and requires much tact and patience for things to turn out alright.
John Doe 1: "I ask Jane Doe out yesterday."

John Doe 2: "How did that go?"

John Doe 1: "I got the consolation prize...she wants to be friends."

John Doe 2: "Ouch, sorry man."
by CaptainFSU October 10, 2009
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Consolation Prize

Not everyone gets to win the top prize in a relationship, but this fact is not always easy to swallow. The consolation prize is the second choice in a relationship when you can't be with who you really want to be with.
I will not be your consolation prize, you need to fall back!
by 5 star chick March 28, 2010
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Consoliable

The greatest retort ever made and can be used in any situation. Can also be used to express your thoughts in the greatest way ever.
Guy 1: I think that's pretty gaaaaaay.
Guy 2: I think it's pretty consoliable.
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Guy 1: I herd u liek mudkips.
Guy 2: I concur.
Guy 1: I consoliable.
by Spartan fgsfds January 17, 2009
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consanguinity

of blood relation; being descended from the same ancestor as another person
Him: I love my niece Emersyn and nephew Camden.
Her: Isn't it awesome to have that kind of consanguinity?
by Jax79 October 28, 2013
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virtual console

The old games that are being released to be playable on the newer generation system like the wii & ps3.
Super Mario RPG and Secret of Mana are now out on the Nintendo wii virtual console.

Final fantasy 9 is pending to be release on the ps3 virtual console.
by Pseudonymphs March 31, 2009
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Console Wars

A lame thing that young teenagers do it because they have no life and like to troll about which is the best and which is the worst.
Person 1: Dude, in this console wars battle PS3 is better than Xbox 360.

Person 2: I don't care. Get a life.
by Anon12576343 November 3, 2010
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