Colossal Faggot

Someone who is beyond the limits of being gay

Yo you are such a colossal faggot

by Niggerkicker9000 October 30, 2020

Conas tá tú

Is the Irish Gaelic(Gaelige)term for 'How are you?'or along the lines of that it is basically asking how someone is feeling. It is pronounced Kunus thaw thwo

''Dia dhuit,conas tá tú?''(Hello, how are you?)

''Tá mé go maith, go raibh mhaith agat''(I am(feeling)good, thank you)

by Danny Bhoy May 5, 2008

Colostomizer

Another word for a sex offender. The difference between a colostomizer and a sex offender, is that sex offenders normally target young children. A colostomizer targets older women in the 50-60 year old range. A colostomizer, just like a sex offender could do, may prefer men over women, and may engage in gay sex with the victim(s). A Colostomizer is very hard to find, and almost impossible to catch. After all, you don't find a colostomizer, a colostomizer finds you. Tactics include "The Damsel in the Distress", "This isn't where I parked my car", and the infamous "The Viagra Manuever." A colostomizer usually is pale, prefers a cold environment, and is a raving homosexual.

Also known as a douche bag.

Colostomizer: Hey there young lady! Here, let me escort you across the street.
Grandma: What a gentleman!
Colostomizer: The city is gettin' dangerous, let me escort you back to your home.
Grandma: Well, I suppose there's no harm in that.
(Unknown event(s) occur)
*Gay sex follows with Grandpa*

by FEDER4TION August 29, 2006

St. Anthony's Canossian Secondary School

Aiya this school ok lah but the upper sec girls always fold their skirt minimally 4 times with high ponytail and chunky fila shoes. are ur feet actually that big like wtf why need to wear so expensive and chunky shoes for fucking school?? some more always got atleast 15 kanken bags in one class, very inevitable one. Always got xmm taking toilet selfie or doing tiktok in toilet one. I think the na and nt classes have more xmm in them. I mean express also got more less lor
then got this xmm girl in my class who always think shes hot shit one, wearing skirt rolled up like 5 fucking times with the dumb high jojo siwa ponytail and sit on the desks, like u know how a chair works right??? u in express some more. always the pick me girl, she somehow the math rep when her math is legit so bad its probably na level than express

some more theres a rumor saying a certain male p.e teacher is a pedo so uh wow ok. the school also got one racist and homophobic catholic teacher even though this thursday we got V.E lesson on sexuality LMAO

ya and then our PLD is going to be given out to us at the end of the year, not the start of term 4 like the teachers say.

the cleaning lady in the toilet and the uncle that come by to pick up the trash from my class dustbin very nice one 10/10

P6 Student: Now I know which schools to avoid St. Anthony's Canossian Secondary School

by bagggggels August 21, 2021

Coneshato

When a man jizzes in girls asshole and blows bubbles in it with a straw.

You should try a coneshato, it's good for you.

by harrison roger September 11, 2003

colostrophe

Noun: The catastrophic failure of a colostomy bag

Informal: An embarrassing event or occurrence

"I woke up after the stag next to my sister and wearing her thong. What a colostrophe!"

by Michael A A February 7, 2008

Conoct

(Short for conversational octopus)

Conoct: An extremely annoying person who is always butting in, or as I like to call it “spreading their tentacles” into conversations happening around them. A good example of this is when you’re in the backseat of a car with someone and while you’re talking to him or her, they keep trying to participate in the conversation up front as well….

: what just happened?
: conoct, Phil, conoct….

: look at Nancy over there… she is literally trying to participate in eight conversations.
: what a conoct….

by BlueEyedNerd December 7, 2009