Ashamed of buying condoms directly, a person (usually female) persuades his or her lover to buy condoms while they hide behind a magazine 20-feet away.
A man bumps into his friend in line at the checkout:
"Hey dude! It's been awhile! Where's your wife?"
"Oh, she's just over there looking at magazines, she has condom shame."
"Hey dude! It's been awhile! Where's your wife?"
"Oh, she's just over there looking at magazines, she has condom shame."
by gwaijai85 October 23, 2009
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As the baby boomers retire and as generation Xers buy their first homes (most likely condos) they will all be dubbed condo boomers.
by another condo boomer August 26, 2005
Get the condo boomer mug.He is a teacher in La Salle College who teaches Science and Biology. He says "Shut your damn mouth!" when students are chatting loudly. His name comes from his 0.01 condom joke.
by xxxxxxxxxxgood student is good December 9, 2019
Get the Condom Leung mug.A stupid term used in CSI Las Vegas the TV show to try and show a "hip" side of the show. Pretty much another great idea by big executives to try and bring a new young audience to the show. Instead they give weird ideas to parents and confuse everyone else who wonders why you would use such a dumbass term and then support it by having an actress say "yeah i know what they are, i went to college... didn't you?"
by Stusi January 18, 2006
Get the trophy condom mug.A game on Roblox that's soul purpose is to let Roblox players have sexual intercourse. The kids, (Or 45 year old men being creeps.) can just go on Discord and search for a Roblox condo server. It's that easy.
by X_42Q March 31, 2022
Get the Roblox Condo mug.Cheery farewell for when your friend is going on a date with a hot date with someone of questionable character.
Can also be used as a toast when heading out on a wild night out on the town.
Can also be used as a toast when heading out on a wild night out on the town.
When your friend is walking out the door you would shout, "HEY, break a leg, not a condom!" to wish them home safely.
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