The Long Arm of Coincidence

This is a phrase coined by C Haddon Chambers and it can be taken to mean either :-
1. The broad far-reaching power or influence of coincidence;
or
2. Things just happen;
Note: See also Shit Happens

Why is it that everything Malcolm does turns to rat shit?
That's because it's Malcolm, not even the long arm of coincidence.

by AKACroatalin August 23, 2020

The golden coin maker

*Its the golden coin maker!* 👑cut out the *foil*👧🏽 then take the chocolate🍫 you’ve already *melted* and made 🍧 give it a *push* and *YES* ✅ it’s covered 📎 now take your designs and put them in the press🍇 a quick *TWIST OF THE TOP*🔝🎽 and *WOW* 🤩 out comes your *own golden coin 🪙!* *The golden coin maker 🥳* THE GOLDEN COIN MAKER

*Its the golden coin maker!* 👑cut out the *foil*👧🏽 then take the chocolate🍫 you’ve already *melted* and made 🍧 give it a *push* and *YES* ✅ it’s covered 📎 now take your designs and put them in the press🍇 a quick *TWIST OF THE TOP*🔝🎽 and *WOW* 🤩 out comes your *own golden coin 🪙!* *The golden coin maker 🥳* THE GOLDEN COIN MAKER

by thechonkyseallover March 19, 2021

coin grand slam

A coin grand slam is something that any lazy schmuck who's worked a cash register knows all too well. It is the much-maligned phenomenon that occurs at the end of a transaction when the change that you owe back to the customer requires you to use at least one of each of the four principal coin denominations (quarter, dime, nickel, and penny) ... thus making you hate your job that much more.

*Cashier rings up customer's single $9.99 item and the computer shows a total of $10.94 after tax*

Cashier: "Holy-bejeebers another coin grand slam?!? That's my third in a row :( I can't take this s*hit anymore ... "

by wxflurry September 26, 2010

canine scale

Based on a man's age, this scale classifies men (who prey on younger women for their sexual appetite) as canines.

The scale is as follows:

Age 0-12: Pup
Age 13-17: Weasel
Age 18-21: Dingo
Age 22-29: Jackal
Age 30-39: Coyote
Age 40-49: Husky
Age 50-59: Silver Fox
Age 60-68: Wolf
Age 69: Pooch / Bush Dog
Age 70-79: Arctic Wolf
Age 80-89: Hyena
Age 90-99: Badger
Age 100+: Old Dog

Zac Efron is a Jackal on the Canine Scale, but Charlie Hunnam, Gerard Butler, George Clooney, and Bruce Willis are classified as Coyote, Husky, Silver Fox, and Wolf, respectively.

by danthecolombian December 7, 2016

Coin Slot

Term describing the top of the ass crack when it can be seen protuding from low worn pants. Usually associated with skanky old fat men and slutty girls trying to get some.

The plumber had a coin slot.

by Rohan January 22, 2004

Cloning

When you have sex with twins

When I was cloning last night, the twins did all the work, I just sat back and relaxed

Or

Yo dude, i was straight up cloning last night, I brought home and fucked these blond twins after the club

by dpalm September 25, 2010

caning

To lash or whip somebody with a cane. Typically very painful. Often found in BDSM scenarios where the dominant canes the submissive.

Mindy received a sound caning at the hands of her master.

by DirkD January 24, 2007