confused penis

Where when a man penis doesn't know what it wants. Either a girls vagina or a mans ass.

person#1: Dude Paul and Quan has been
has been fucken girls and
ass ramming guys. And they
don't know which feels better
person#2: He must have a confused penis

by turtle<3 September 10, 2005

sexually confused

sexually confused - (n)
changes ones sexual preference at least once a week.

or simply JOHN NORRIS.
http://i3.tinypic.com/vyky9s.jpg

john norris was sexually confused he was bi one week, striat another. John is also a Douche.

by as if i'd tell you August 29, 2008

confusererd

Another word for confused

*Taking a maths test*
Me: yo bro do yu know the answer to number 4
My friend:no bro
Me: I’m confusererd

by Bruh bruh bruh bro August 19, 2021

confused panda

when you are not understanding what is going on, or not aware of the scenario

I have no clue what is going on? I wouldn't even know where to start the project.. I am a confused panda

by meldarican June 1, 2011

Confuseness

A mix of hot coco and coffee, you can add hazelnut if you want to
You will always get suprised by the flavour, because the proportions are always different

Jess: 'Hey Becca lets grab a Confuseness at Starbucks'

Becca: 'Two grande Confusenesses with extra coco and whipped creme please'

by happymyl May 11, 2014

Confusement

A mixture of both confusion and amusement. Not understanding what is happening but being amused anyway.

When Cody's dad entered a child pageant he caused much confusement.

by Pancakist October 1, 2016

confused ginger

a person with hair that is sorta brown but kinda gingery. they may identify with either or.

My therapist thinks his hair is brown but it's not he's a confused ginger.

by youucantseemeinthedark January 14, 2017