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Cobwebbing

The Extremely offencive way of dumping your girlfriend involving shagging her bearback from behind then pulling out and jaffing on your own hand while symoltaniously fleming onto her back to give her the impression that you jizzed on her back and when she turns around to look at you slapping her around the face with a hand full of your own jizz before running out of the joint before she can bite your cock clean off and spit it in your face.
I just cobwebbed my girlfriend... I don't think I like her anymore
by Richard November 25, 2004
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Comebacking

When you comeback from something, you are comebacking in a sense that involves magic and occasinally a llama.
But yeah, it means to comeback (in -ing form)
'2NE1, after not making music since the dinosaurs went extinct, is comebacking!'
by DobbyTheOtter June 23, 2013
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blowing the cobwebs out your muffler

The act of masterbating when it's been a while since you last have.
Aye man imma go blow the cobwebs out my muffler. Hints blowing the cobwebs out your muffler.
by Yassica June 14, 2015
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comeback king

'9ers down 5 with 20 seconds. Montana back to throw, hits Rice on the crossroute. Score!!!!!! Touchdooooooooown 49ers!!!!!!! The comeback king strike again!!
by fjfjjfnfsjera December 24, 2010
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Fixing cobwebs

A slang term, often used by persons under the influence of the psychedelic compound psilocybin. The term "cobwebs" refers to the strange cobweb like appearance of hair (often pubic) and oftentime also refers to the point of excessive masturbation and climax, so that the semen sticks to stomach hair, and dries together creating a cobweb like appearance.
Anquon:CHUWANNA PLAY?!
Ausey- Nah man, I'm fixing cobwebs.
Anquon:...sooo....CHUWANNA PLAY?!
Travis-Shit niggie, tryina fix mah cobwebs.
by Cobwebfixerupper September 13, 2009
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comeback

When you give a blowjob and puke a little after swallowing-thats a comeback!
I blew my boyfriend and right after I swallowed - I puked a little and it comeback in my mouth!
by Anita and Cassie March 6, 2011
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comeback

What I call your mom. Some times spelled cum-back.
by ShizzleNizzle March 21, 2003
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