Commit a robbery

The act of stealing one's girl at a club or party whilst he is away.

How to commit a robbery:

Mike "The Situation":I committed a robbery, bro.

Vinny: Yo, man, who does my dick taste? How do you like my sloppy seconds?

Mike "The Situation":(after giving it some deep guido evaluation)...I committed a robbery, bro.

~Jersey Shore

by Wafflicious July 12, 2010

common white girl

Any white girl in America who is obsessed with any of the following:
Leggings, Uggs, Starbucks, Autumn, iPhones, Instagram, Twitter, Selfies, or the movie Mean Girls.

"Why does that girl drink starbucks so much?"
"Because she is a Common White Girl"

by HeyItsNatalieC October 16, 2013

Common Courtesy

Holding the door for someone behind you; Showing respect for the other person.

Thanks for your common courtesy.

by captainrich99 June 4, 2015

Common Sense

Something so rare it's a god damned super power.

Deadpool: Shhh...My common sense is tingling

by shatteredsteel November 16, 2009

Lowest Common Denominator

A particular type of obnoxious person one encounters in extremely large groups, or where everybody is universally included. Because there are so many people, there is a significantly higher probability of idiotic people.

Facebook comment sections are terrible. It's just giving voice to the lowest common denominator.

by ButIDontLikeCheeseIts March 22, 2016

litty committee

a lit group, popularized by youtuber maximillianmus

Alex is in the litty committee. Ty is in the shitty committee

by Noob city January 28, 2019

common ignorance

opposite of common sense and much more common

common ignorance......at 14 years old my son told me ""there is not much common sense but there is a whole bunch of common igornance""

by tommyk4960 May 25, 2011