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turd collector

A person who spends his free time collecting other peoples turds. Doing so, this usually causes great annoyance to others.
by lobsterroll13 October 19, 2010
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tattoo collector

An enthusiastic aficionado, a tattoo collector is a person who sees their ink not just as individual pieces but rather as a curated collection. They seek ink from specific, carefully chosen artists, using their skin and the artists' work to build a library of body art that is meaningful and significant, potentially even beyond the collector's own appreciation.

Some collectors gain reputations and followings in social media and the convention circuit, and can wield tremendous influence within the community. Anecdotal evidence suggests comments or reviews from certain collectors can make or break an artist's career.

Further anecdotal evidence suggests that there is a far lower douchebag quotient among the collector segment than one might expect, but there's definitely some out there.
Dude1: I met this chick at the party last night, she's totally a tattoo collector.

Dude2: Tattoo collector?

Dude1: Yeah, she collects tattoos.

Dude2: That sounds creepy as shit! With what, a knife?!

Dude1: No, dumbshit, she collects tattoos from famous tattoo artists...she goes to conventions and shit to meet all the famous ones, and gets them to do tattoos on her. She only goes to the like A-list shops and stuff, and like books appointments way in advance with the serious pros. She had like a JK5, a Bert Krak, a Doug Hardy, you know. Famous dudes.

Dude2: Famous? I never heard of that shit.

Dude1: Me neither. I looked 'em up on the internet. But they're like tattoo famous, whatever.

Dude2: Cool. You hit that shit?

Dude1: Not yet, bro. But soon.
by ObserveAndReport November 12, 2013
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Collested

When you're cornered at your post by a mouth breathing co-worker that won't shut the fuck up about everything you don't care about.
"She was in here for 15 minutes last night and it felt like an hour. Bitch just won't shut up."

"...I don't know how to tell you this bro, but you were collested."
by supersecurityfolk April 25, 2013
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colberted

To hold a politician accountable, face to face.

Originally from the French "Colberiser: Régler face à face, ses comptes avec un politicien." (http://www.manumilitari.net/?p=525)
Donald Rumsfeld was colberted when Ray McGovern confronted him with documented evidence of Rumsfeld saying things he had just denied saying.
by --none-- July 30, 2008
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Collection Plate

Term for an ashtray or small plate used for dumping out bowls or putting out joints.
Bro this bowl is cashed, pass me the collection plate.
by Knowledgeable1! November 24, 2009
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collectivize

Organizing something by people standing together to take down something that's bigger than them for a greater purpose
We need to collectivize against the police so they can stop harassing our hood.
by Chiraq lingoooo May 25, 2016
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collective consciousness

noun

expounds a predisposed mindset, view or directive imposed upon the social group collective by subversive and coercive means. A measure at times implemented in an attempt at coercing and as such manipulating state elections and also a societies moral and social compass.
In Democracies primarily where the voice of its citizens via the Ballot Box define the state's policies etc. , the collective consciousness measure is a primary tool used by the state so to dictate upon the people a predisposed state desired outcome.
by Baron Neville July 18, 2019
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