colossal oof

When something has surpassed being even a major oof.

An oof so big we never thought it would happen.

Holy forking shirtballs, that oof was so big it's a colossal oof.

by Robot ninja party November 23, 2019

Colossal Cock Chaos

He has the biggest peen on the planet and is only 15. He has had sex with 331 different women, and has probably fucked your mom. He wants to be a train conductor when he grows up so he can keep running trains on these hoes.

KTR: dude I think Colossal Cock Chaos is coming to my house
Tuna: oh no hes gonna fuck your mom just like he fucked my mom
KTR: 😥

by BitcoindaVikingFan October 21, 2020

Coleslaw

The third party in an extramarital affair. Often referred to as pheasant.

One that will boldly call the wife and discuss her sexual escapades with a married man. Then intentionally get pregnant by the married man in order to try and trap him.

Coleslaw really went live in order to tell this woman that her husband just left her house. She really intends to destroy his family with no regard for their 4 children.

by truthfullyyours March 27, 2021

coles sus

When the Cole is sus.

Cole is so sus because he fucked Christian in the ass, you could almost say it was Coles sus

by WaxholeDefiner March 28, 2021

Coleoet Acutuatat

Color Accurate

and benq ehh coleoet acutuatat- doshy

by x'ian May 21, 2022

colostolingus

The act of providing/deriving pleasure from oral tongue to surgical ostomy contact.

Oh yeah, baby! You know I be all closed up down there; how about some colostolingus to get things started, you never know where we might end up.

by YAWA September 14, 2022

coleiscool

My best freind cole and he is really cool so cole is cool joshua williams

Yea my best freind cole is so cool coleiscool

by coles best freind December 16, 2022