Coiatus

a break or interruption in the continuity of a work, series, action for the sole purpose of sexual intercourse

Student: Oh my, Professor!! Where did you learn that techinque?

Professor: That? I picked that one up during my coiatus last semester...

by wufboy January 24, 2011

clitussy

The clitussy is when a women and a cat have sex on a bike because it’s a clit and a pussy

Last night I saw a clitussy in the street

by Queen clitussy May 13, 2022

Cooch Contusion

Painful bruising that results from a Smash Bang fusion.

I hope your muscles warmed up, you caaan’t be lazy (Get loose)
This is what I like to call Smash Bang fusion
Gotta focus, mama don’t wanna get a "Cooch Contusion"

by Oreosbestfriend March 20, 2011

Coutus

Sexual Intercourse but very sweaty and enjoyable

My girlfriend and I Were in the middles of coutus, when her mother walked in

by Monkey sex1 May 12, 2009

Cootus

When the rooster wakes up for the first time in his life, but it's not just any awakening, it's a religious awakening. At first their chirping and pecking, you know the normal rooster things, but the next thing you know you'll walk into your coop and see your rooster reading a Bible. Know that this is completely normal, it's just apart of you rooster growing up.

My rooster just went through cootus, I'm so proud.

by Bloogus October 12, 2019

Caitussy

a force to be reckoned with, a true destroyer of the fingers, wet and warm, the finger breaker

me: i love caitussy

by boobieboobie February 10, 2022

coitis

The act of intercourse. Similar to tubthumping, banging, and floozing.

Did you see those three dogs stuck together? That's some pretty crazy coitis.

by J. Warner May 9, 2008