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Cracked Screen App

When you crack your iPhone screen for some reason, but you just keep using it since it still works. It is free to get this app but if you want to get rid of it, you need to pay around $70 to get it fixed.
TT: How was the party last night?
AK: I got hella drunk last night and I blacked out. I noticed I got the Cracked Screen App on my iPhone when I woke up this morning.
by Anusman2009 July 23, 2012
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Cracked

the morning after some hard-core drug use (aw ye) and you are feeling rather sluggish, stupid and/or confused with your life.
Hey Colette, you're fricken cracked bauudddd
by rynsauce April 4, 2017
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cracked.io

Best cracking forum. Amazing staff members.
Bob: He Jim, do you use cracked.io?
Jim: Yeah I do! Ping helped me resolve an issue I was having just the other day.
by Apache_Attack_Helicopter February 28, 2022
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I just cracked me one off.

A phrase used in internet forums to confess having masturbated to a posted pic or story. Frequently used to express appreciation for a pic or story even if actual masturbation hasn't taken place. Occasionally used ironically or to be comedically inappropriate.
Example 1: <user posts pic of a PAWG> ... I just cracked me one off.

Example 2: <I just found out that my mother has terminal brain cancer> ... I just cracked me one off .
by Carlton G. Long January 12, 2020
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Cracked Theology

A study of God that avoids touching on the painful truths of living a holy lifestyle—for example, a failure to warn believers of the dangers of embracing or condoning a life of moral elasticity or selective obedience.
Unlike the popular feel-good prosperity gospel, preaching about cracked theology is an unpopular topic in church circles—believers are seldom warned that if they’re not purposefully living a life of godly obedience, they’ve heading to hell.
by MathPlus September 16, 2018
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cracked a sam

when someone doesnt like something a person has said and therefore gets annoyed to the point of wanting to go home.
"geez she jst cracked a sam"
"yeah she went home jst before"
by kenno from geelong March 24, 2009
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cracked

the first brew that is opened, or "cracked" of a night
dude, have you cracked yet?
im 8 deep, i cracked at 3pm!
wow you are a total booze hound
by BigHunts June 7, 2016
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