cocktart

a person who is absolutely fucking retarted

Shut the fuck up ya cocktart

by heosl;da November 17, 2022

cockstir

An act of revenge against someone, the cockstir consists of you stirring your victim's drink with, you guessed it, your cock.

"That fucker just pissed on my leg"
"Dude, while he's getting you a towel, give him a cockstir."
"A what-"
"Shut up and stir his drink with your dick. That's all you got to do."

by Xionico February 24, 2009

cockscarcity

A limited amount of decent cocks.

This club is suffering a serious cockscarcity.

by pudgy panda February 11, 2015

cockstain

An ancom (anachist communist) who thinks the word "cockstain" is a good insult.

Huehuehue, ancaps are such cockstains

by Johan Kepler October 8, 2016

Cockstradamus

A know-it-all prick.

That dude over there talking about how he knows everything is such a Cockstradamus.

by JaredEwy November 8, 2016

cocksterf

When you're so OD that you can't speak english, your friends have to wipe your ass after shitting, and you end up waking up in the bathtub in your own yack. Oh and you lost your shoe on your way home.

Oh no cocksterf is coming out tonight!

by dildobaggins456 April 23, 2017

Cockmart

The biggiest cocks of everything retail aka Walmart. Always low prices at Cockmart you’ll sure leave with a frown.

Hairy was being a huge dick today must be the fact he pissed is life away at Cockmart.

by Cockmart December 11, 2017