Cockstock

(1) When you ask your friend if she knows of a gentleman friend of hers whom may be down to “bang”. She’s taking cockstock for you.

(2) When go back through your old texts, Tinder matches, and DM’s trying to find someone down for a late night smash & dash sesh.

“Hey Becky, can you take cockstock for me? I need to get laid, and all of my matches on Tinder suck.”

Carol said to Becky, “I’m tired of Chet and Bret, but they’re dtf, so you can add them to your cockstock stash.”

by Kfbetch July 22, 2018

cocksick

Heavy shit. A.K.A. really vile, graphic, life-changing experiences...

"We saw the most cocksick car crash today, the guy beheaded himself through his own windshield."

by Diggerdowntrigger September 4, 2006

cocksickle

A frozen but still edible cock....certain males such as olivers,munns's and eddys enjoy cocksickles to relax at the weekend

Guy1-Oh man i just had the tastiest strawberry cocksickle, other guy- Woah venkat you get so much cock

by Oliver munns April 4, 2009

Cocksocket

A penis that bends unreasonably far to any direction when erected

Jeez Linda, that guy had such a cocksocket last night, i thought that Captain Hook was inside me.

by JakeHudz May 1, 2009

cocksock

The genitalia of the female.

Nice tits, and man, what a cocksock!!

by Aunt/Aunteater January 3, 2004

cockshock

the opposite to cock block. it is when you are hitting on a gal only to experience their significantly more attractive friend cockblock you. then to your surprise as the girl you were after before leaves the situation the cockblocker now turns to you and goes as far as you let her go.

Boy 1 "So it was really annoying I was walking sally home and things were going well except for Lisa was there the whole time. I was really annoyed I would have asked to go into Sallys appartment but lisa was a total cockblock"
Boy 2 "Shit so no puss?"
Boy 1 "Facking right i got puss, I went home with Lisa. What a cockshock!"

by Jim402 December 9, 2008

cocksackenol

(Pronounced Cock-Sack-An-All) A pharmaceutical compound developed by Paul Reubens, also known as the infamous "Pee Wee Herman". This drug was developed mainly for fruitcakes or unsuspecting prison inmates. Mr Reubens reccomends using it as a suppository on unsuspecting young males between the ages of 12 and 73. His claim is that a good dose of cocksackenol is mandatory when symptoms are present. Symptoms include, being straight, fear of fruitcakes, extreme hate for Ricky Martin or George Michael. Also anyone who is gay would benefit from this wonder phallic.....oops i mean drug. Inmates in prison use it rather freely on fresh fish and do not follow proper dosing and usage guidelines reccommended by the PDR and the DSM iv.

That boy over there is dancing with Adam Fucking Lambert, wait till i give him a healthy amount of cocksackenol he will totally forget who adam lambert is after i dose his ASS up!.

by mikebirdlefthandAKAseanburke January 7, 2011