cozymeter

The level of coziness you outfit is

Sally “ What is the cozymeter of your outfit with those new sweatpants?”

Yeti ”It is probably like a 7/10 tbh”

by birding_around November 27, 2021

Cocktaeteris

The Greek term for a period of 8 years where your butt gets exposed on the same day or 1 or 2 days later.
It's also used as the period of having sex around the same day.
Plus Venus shines on or near the same spot in the sky on or near the same day, making a good indication of when a woman gets her period or pregnancy.

You: My butt was exposed a cocktaeteris after the same day.
Me: My wife got her period and became pregnant after 1 cocktaeteris.

by gregben September 17, 2022

cockmate

Play on the word roommate. A word for hobos living out in the cockpit of a 2-seater plane or helicopter

josh is my cockmate
wait you guys fuck?
huh?

by Asninox September 20, 2022

Cockmaster

A man who can give 2 women head at once

"Yo bro my friend is a cockmaster on god"

by Womendestroyer February 19, 2023

cockmiser

Cockmiser is what you call your penis after sicking it up a female vagina and a male butthole.

Shaun has Cockmiser.

by Spider-Punk June 10, 2023

cockmaster

a monkey that likes to jack of into his mouth.

Look there dady, a monkey!
Thats not a monkey thats a cockmaster

by uncle fuggah September 16, 2023

Cocktaëteris

The Greek term for a period of 8 years where your butt (full moon) gets exposed on the same day or 1 or 2 days later.

It's also used as the period of having sex on or near the same day.

Plus Venus shines on or near the same spot in the sky on or near the same day, making a good indication of when a woman gets her period or pregnancy.

You: My full moon was exposed a cocktaëteris after the same day.

Me: My wife got her period and became pregnant after 1 cocktaëteris.

by gregben September 30, 2023