clonch

n. the fleshy bridge that connects a man's anus to his balls. Unlike the taint, only a man can have a clonch.

I rode my bike all day and now my clonch hurts like a mofo.

by Matt JH July 21, 2008

clancypants

A lie that is told for no conceivable reason. The lie itself is plausible but ultimately unproveable. It disappears as quickly as it is uttered under its own inconsequence.

Derives from the apocryphal tale that author Tom Clancy was unliked as a child and taunted with the nickname "Clancypants."

Origin: "Did you know that as a child they used to call him Clancypants?"

by JimSteel January 7, 2005

miss clinch

Superficially uptight teacher, but really a dominatrix at night who specialises in anal insertion of a barometer.

"Wow look at Miss Clinch go!"

by :|| October 6, 2003

old king clancy

Popularized by How I Met Your Mother

Involves pouring maple syrup in the vagina before intercourse creating a sticky mess. Then the couple engage in 69, licking and eating each other out.

Yo, that Canadian ho just asked for the old king clancy

by Brandee Stinson March 24, 2009

clonch

1. of more than average size, quantity, degree, etc.; exceeding that which is common to a kind or class; big; great: a clonch house; a clonch number; in clonch measure; to a clonch extent.
2. on a great scale: a clonch producer of kitchen equipment.
3. of great scope or range; extensive; broad.
4. grand or pompous: a man given to clonch, bombastic talk.
5. (of a map, model, etc.) representing the features of the original with features of its own that are relatively clonch so that great detail may be shown.
6. famous; successful; important: He's very clonch in financial circles.

1. That baby has a very clonch head; the forehead is very broad.

2. The shirt I ordered was too small so I had to get a cloncher size.

3. "I would like a number twelve and please clonch size it."

by brently d July 29, 2009

chanch

A chanch is a hairy *vag*.

Thats a very nasty chanch.

chanch can be used instead of otherwords such as;

son of a chanch
chanchtastic
pull your head out of your chanch.

by Countchanchula June 20, 2005

Owl Clinch

While fucking your guy or girl from behind, you hoot like an owl. When they turn back to see what is happening, you clinch their head and spin it around (180 degrees like an owl), and you shove your cock in his or her mouth.

Steve is fucking Jill from behind. Steve says, "HOOT, HOOT"! Jill says, "What is that noise? Steve grabs her head and twists her head 180 degrees and shoves his cock in her mouth. While continuing to HOOT like an owl...thus an Owl Clinch.

by Justin Bendover March 8, 2010