Choking the bandwidth

When you hog up all the internet bandwidth from streaming all that 4K anal porn

*webpage takes a long time to load*
Dad (yells across bedroom): Son, are you choking the bandwidth again?
Son (yells back): Uhhh no..... what makes you think that?
Dad: Oh nothin', just a hunch...

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 31, 2019

COOKIN HER EGGS

When a girl comes over to your parent's house and you cook her eggs on the stove as foreplay for anal.

Last night I was cookin her eggs at my parent's house

by goofyisamurderer January 20, 2020

Crotch Pot Cookin'

When it is so hot outside that a man's pants become a boiling pot for his nuts.

It's so hot outside that Jack says his nuts are doin' a lil crotch pot cookin'!

by Jon (943) August 2, 2008

pint of cooking

"Cooking" bitter or lager is the cheapest beer a pub has available. Keg bitter is the most expensive. It comes from the term "cooking sherry"

"Hey Jock, I'll 'ave a pint of cooking!'

by karientoch March 15, 2019

Chonin

chonin or chon is a word that can be used in place of another word. This can be Quite usefull whenn you cant think of the word your trying to say.

What the chonin? Hand me that chon.

by wesley1787 February 12, 2009

Chocking

Choking + Cock

When you gag or choke on a penis while performing oral sex.

"Dude, Tiffany was TOTALLY chocking on me yesterday!"
"Seriously?! Gnarly!"

by cocksaint March 2, 2021

choking victim

-punk/ska band from NYC.

-started Crack Rocksteady

-now known as Leftover Crack

"we have no rights, we have no future.
no reasons why, just born to die"
-choking victim

by Aaron July 28, 2003