masta-chefing

Pronounced as per masterbate. A reference to the TV Show 'Master Chef'. Cooking, or discussing cooking in a pretentious and self indulgent manner. A cooking wanker.

i couldn't stand the way he was masta-chefing. What's wrong with cheese on toast?

by timetrialer69 December 16, 2011

bomb chewing

that good head that makes your toes curl

My girlfriend gave me some bomb chewing last night

by polp July 16, 2006

chewing on

Engaging in excessive, borderline inappropriate public displays of affections.

I can't go out to eat with Sara and John anymore. They're always chewing on each other so much it makes me lose my appetite.

by kme847 July 7, 2011

cheming=cos poop dick theta

The Proof:
Heming is stupid and annoying
Heming= stupid x annoying

Annoying people are cotangent with poop dicks
Heming= cos poop dick stupid

The level of stupidity is theta
Hemings level of stupidity is theta
Heming=cos poop dick theta

Heming is Cheming on paper
Heming=Cheming

We conclude:
Cheming=cos poop dick theta

The proof of cheming=cos poop dick theta took merely minutes to think up because cheming is an ugly poop dick.

by Poopsmith April 14, 2003

African chewing stick

this is something that NO ONE knows the answer to.
and neither do i.

Some people believe it is a drug from Africa...maybe

Kid 1:"Hey man, whats an African Chewing Stick?"
Kid 2:" I have no idea"

by THEORANGESHEEP October 19, 2009

chexting

checking in on someone via text

I will be chexting you in a bit.

by Mrs. Greg Gritton July 17, 2010

Cheming

When someone cannot spell their own name, they resort to cheming

"2nd block Calc..... Cheming, there you go"

by andyfellovernet April 3, 2003