cheeto-y

The state of being coated in Cheeto residue.

Tehloller's hands were all cheeto-y after eating that entire bag.

by Runen March 30, 2006

Cheeto Ipad

When a autistic kid spills his oven baked Cheetos on his cracked iPad mini 1 with an otter box on it. He was also drinking Hi-C to make sure his iPad was extra sticky to play Clash Royale and Minecraft. He gets bored and breaks his iPad.

This kid is such a Cheeto iPad. He just broke a wall!

by The other hand I have been in May 16, 2017

Hot Cheeto girl

THE GIRL IN THE HALL THAT YELLS BESTFRAND AT 7AM AT SCHOOL AND EATS HOT CHEETOS IN CLASS. USES VICTORIAS SECRET SPRAY TO COVER UP HER FISHY COOCH.

“Oh god here comes hot Cheeto girl, it’s Bout to smell like fishy Cheetos”

by Mynameishandlebar December 18, 2019

Cheetah Sneak

To punch someone ten or twelve times in as many seconds, before they even know they've been punched once.

"Yo, if that bastard looks at me funny, I'm gonna Cheetah Sneaks his ass!"

by The Cheetah Dude June 27, 2005

cheeto dick

a person of the male species who spends an unhealthy amount of time playing video games and eating cheetos, and occasionally masturbating, getting cheeto cheese on his dick.

Kevin is such a cheeto dick, he spent all day yesterday playing video games and masturbating with the other hand.

by scubadubadoo January 1, 2010

cheeto voldemort

Another of the numerous nicknames for Donald J. Trump

Person A: how did the Cheeto Voldemort win the election?

Person B: what's a 'Cheeto Voldemort'
Person A: the Cheeto Voldemort? Oh! That's Trump! I thought you knew that.

by luuunaaa January 15, 2017

cheetah blood

Apply this substance on any moving object, and prepare to travel faster than the speed of light.

"Follow that car!"
"It's no use. He's rubbed cheetah blood on his engine!"

by skarley poe September 30, 2007