Cheerios

Bagel seeds, commonly known as Cheerios, are the young stage of a plain bagel from your local Starbucks.

Person 1: "I'm hungry!"
Person 2: "Go get some bagel seeds."
Person 1: "It's Cheerios!"
Person 2: "They are the same..."

by Dinousrname February 12, 2019

Cheerios

Edible solid substance used so people can submerge their penises into it.

Me: "Let's play swords in this box of cheerios!"
Everyone: "Yeah!

by Xexdeh January 1, 2020

Cheerio

When a woman’s vagina is so tight the size is comparable to that of a single cheerio cereal.

She got that cheerio, bro!

by Cheeriogirls February 18, 2020

cheerios

Legend has it, if you plant a cheerio in sacred ground, you’ll get a donut plant

I eat Cheerios because they’re heart healthy...

And my heart has been severely damaged...

So John if you’re out there-

by I am a heccin egg May 12, 2020

cheerios with water

your dad left to get the milk so you don't have any milk to eat cereal with

NR: "What did you eat for breakfast JD?"
JD: "cheerios with water"

by MT on switch October 10, 2021

Cheerioke

The act of doing karaoke while stuffing cheerios into your mouth.

You: hey wanna do cheerioke?
Friend: ok…?

by Mariokart nerd18 May 2, 2023

skin cheerio

The good old anus baby!

I HAD to give her the Angry Pocahontas man! Her skin cheerio kept winking at me when we were doin the 8 second bull ride!

by The Original Shoebrush April 30, 2009