coughing up chandeliers

to speak in an overly elaborate and ornamental manner, drawing more attention to your knowledge of language than to what is trying to be conveyed.

Jane would be a better journalist if she wasn't so busy coughing up chandeliers.

by Cristopher February 7, 2008

Chandlering

Being so awkward you turn into chandler from friends

Going off topic because youre awkward

woman - "i had sex with this big hairy man last night"
man - "yeah? i love peanuts"
woman - "what"
man - just chandlering..

"could i beeee anymore awkward"

by sexygoddddddddd September 25, 2011

the chandelier

when four women lay with their pussys all towards the middle on their back ( like north, south, east and west ) with a four sided dildo and their legs all are up in the air in the middle together with dildo inserted in all four at same time.

becca , shannon ,tiffany and carie did the chandelier last night at their slumber party.

by nick (reams ) and matt (MATTY G. ) July 19, 2007

Chandler

she's the sexiest girl ever, she is really outgoing !
all she wants is a boyfriend who will love her for who she is, which is a party hard beauty queen.

chandler is so shy around new people

by angel890 July 17, 2011

chanderize

A verb: to hug, especially without warning.

Last night I was chanderized by Chandra, it was quite unexpected and pleasant.

by cHO March 26, 2004

condom chandelier

when you take your used condoms, still with semen in them, freeze them and hang them from your roommate's bed

Justin pissed me off the other day, so i gave him a condom chandelier

by jimbo18 December 21, 2006

Jordan Chandler

A pathological liar who was brainwashed by his father Evan Chandler to get money from a famous superstar. After Michael Jackson's death, He later admitted that Michael never did anything to him. He should feel sorry for what he did now that Michael Jackson is dead.

Jordan Chandler took away one of the most beloved legend of our time.

by BlueOne June 14, 2013