fucking the bean bag chair

Having sex with a morbidly obesed person.

Jim told me he fuck a 400 pound women. He said it felt like fucking the bean bag chair.

by O beast Denise April 17, 2010

Get off your high chair

Stop being such a a baby and get down to earth. You ain’t better then anyone else.

“Get off your high chair Albert!”

“You is no better then any of us”

by The Old Coot! May 12, 2018

Caira

She's so sweet to everyone, but don't get on her bad side. She's hot but doesn't swelter you... She's very popular and doesn't know how to shut up

Oh look there's a caira she's so pretty

by Doggo1204 December 17, 2017

Chair

when someone unwanted is talking, they also can't have a working pancreas

"why is the chair talking?"

by ThatOneChair February 24, 2020

Chair shot

To pick up a steel folding chair, make sure that it's in the folded position, and beat the fuck out of another person's face with it. Usually used in professional wrestling.

Jim Ross: OH MY GAWD, KING! That chair shot busted him wide open!

by allknowingsquid August 13, 2008

Chairsoft

Airsofters who spend more time at home working on their gear/weapons than playing on the field. Basically everyone.

Also a moniker for a person with a bad reputation who spend all their time on airsoft forums claiming they know everything.

"The best thing about airsoft is browsing the Internet for new gear and weapons. It's called Chairsofting!"

or

"Are you coming to the game on Sunday?"
"No my gun's broken, I'll just stay home and chairsoft."

or

"That wise-ass, he think he knows everything. He's such a fucking Chairsofter."

by Wrim June 29, 2014

Chair Fart

When the chair you are sitting on makes a noise resembling the sound of a fart, especially in leather car seats or swiveling chairs. This is very annoying 100% of the time.

"Pfffffftttttt"
Girl: "Eww what was that!?"
Guy: "Relax, just a chair fart."

by Anonish November 3, 2010