Chair to keyboard interface error

1. Cryptic means of telling a person they don't know how to use their computer.

2. Computer problems caused by not knowing basic computer functions.

Calling Tech Support over an obvious computer solution such as an unplugged monitor not turning on.

"That's a simple Chair to keyboard interface error, sir. Just plug that mouse in and you're golden."

by Insubious December 9, 2008

Chair Rave

Chair Rave, is where, if you're listening to music whilst on the computer, and you're sitting down, you cant help but have a rave to the music.
Similar to a Chair Boogey :)
... but better!

person1: did you see person3 chair raving to Pendulum last night?

person2: Yeah, what a strange person he is.

person1: I know, he should really learn how to rave properly, not Chair Rave.

by lil__Raver__ May 1, 2009

Chair Squeak

That's when a chair makes a noise while getting ready to sit on the chair, leaning back on the chair or getting off of the chair. Some chairs such as the recliner squeaks, caused by the springs and reclining mechanism. Rocking chairs make the squeaking sound while the chair is rocking back and forth. Some chairs that are leather and vinyl, the squeaks that they make sounds very simular to the fart sound. Farting while sitting on the chair at the same is why the person blames it on the chair when someone farts while sitting on the chair and says, My Chair Squeaked. An excuss for farting while sitting on or in the chair.

I wish my chair would stop squeaking, its annoying. My friend farted while he was sitting on the chair at the same time and he says; Oh my chair squeaked.

by JayEssBee85 December 15, 2013

Chair God

Do not anger him, he will hit you with a chair!

User1: you suck!
Chair God: **throws burning chair**

by Someone on discord June 4, 2017

chair snipe

When you’re drunk and throw a chair at a party

Bro Jack White chair sniped that bitch so hard at the party last night.

by jackwhiteChairSniper November 21, 2017

Chair gang by god

Just some boys trying to sit in some chairs by god

Chair gang by god

by Chair gang by god September 14, 2019

Chair-To-Keyboard Interface

Useful abbreviation as CTKI, or occasionally CKI (Chair-Keyboard Interface).

CTKI is the tech-tarded USER that TECHS spend so much company time dealing with that could be better spent on more important network issues.

USER: "My login doesn't work. Is the network down or something?"

TECH: "No, networks fine. Is your Caps Lock on?"

USER: "Oh my gosh, it IS, tee-hee! Sorry for calling you from your lunch break as an emergency."

(Boss comes in): "So USER tells me there's network problems and they can't log in! What's going on with the system?"

TECH: "Problem solved. But I think it would be in your best interest to replace the CTKI."

(CTKI=Chair-To-Keyboard Interface,)

by Doc Pyrata May 3, 2008