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christmas 

Christmas has many origins pagan and christian but the christmas tree originally came around in the 14th century i believe it would be hung upside down and represented the christian triad, meaning the father son and holy ghost. Evergreen trees were chosen because of their conic shape which if viewed only two dimensional looks like a triangle and represents the triad.
yay christmas a temporary end to an economic repression
christmas by medium pimpin matt December 29, 2003

Christmas 

When you want to end a conversation, change the subject, or don't want to answer the question. Usually said in almost a whisper and it kinda has a ring to it
Bill: Hey, so hows it going
Johnny: christmas

Tammy: So who you taking to the dance
Tim: christmas

Kevin: Do you want to try my moms pie
Ryan: christmas
Kevin: So no
Ryan: how about those Giants
Christmas by Jordan7 April 10, 2008

Christmas 

The time of year when you are forced to spend time with family you hate.
But I dont wanna go!
Christmas by Rhiannon November 28, 2003

Christmas 

(pl. Christmasses)

1. n. The holiday celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ. Falling conveniently on the 25th of December, supposedly declared by the Catholic Church to eclipse a Pagan holiday (winter solstice) on the same day.

2. n. A heart touching season where gift giving is promoted, and Santa Claus is every youth's hero. Other Christmas icons include: reindeer, snowmen, elves, presents, pine trees, ornaments, tinsel, holy, yule logs, sleighs, mistletoe, carols, noel, angels, golden rings, calling birds, french hens, turtledoves, birds in fruit-bearing trees...........But no, now it's a pile of shit because everyone is making sales and beating the shit outta people for a Lego set for their bitchy children who keep looking at their presents. Why the hell do we give it too children? They already got their basic needs, It means GIVE not to family give it to the less fortunate you selfish assholes.
Year 1: Here have some free food to celebrate Jesus's birth HURRAH FOR CHRISTMAS!! :D

Year: 2009: get the FUCK OUT OF THE WAY BEEEEYOTCH!!!
Christmas by ChristmasIsGay December 12, 2009

christmas 

an excuse of a holiday to exchange gifts instead of remembering the religious aspect as in the birth of jesus
not even exclusively "celebrated" by Christians anymore
#1: Merry Christmas
#2: Aren't u Buddhist?
#1: Who cares I'm getting presents
christmas by DonkeyKong373 December 30, 2010

Christmas 

The season of the year where parents are nagged and nagged for lots of presents until they break down and buy them.
Kid: Oh I can't wait for Christmas this year!
Parent: Yay, my money's gonna fly out the window and we'll end up on the street.
Kid: But won't Santa get my presents for me?
Parent: Yeh, about that...
Christmas by octone October 22, 2011