cemere

Islander for "come here"

cemere, you've got to see this.

by B July 14, 2003

Cement pants

When a persons shits themselves due to no availible toilet resources. The sheer mass of shit combined with heat means the shit turns into a cement which not only cements your pants to your arse but the sheer weight means it feels like they are carrying cement.

Helen: Hurry up Bill why are you walking so slow?
Bill: Sorry, i'm carrying a little more weight down below and have a severe case of cement pants.

by Jiggaman April 14, 2005

Rubber cement

a great way too get high

i got really high of rubber cement

by Mr. Hankey the xmas poo May 5, 2009

cement mixer

rough sex in which the man is pumping the woman so hard, that her head goes through the drywall. Then the man blows his load in her hair and mixes it around. When it dries, its hard like cement.

That kid put his phd into action and gave all three of those sluts cement mixers. Look at their hair!

by John Sucamelli October 11, 2004

Cup Of Cement

Another way of saying a person needs to harden up and pretty much deal with it.

Jimmy: I feel over and hurt my knee :(! What am i going to do waaah.
Amie: I dunno eh.
Mot: Wow man, Cup of Cement, Seriously.

by Darkuras August 20, 2009

cement wall

The extra vaginal tissue........ extra tissue! that no cock or any other penetrating object can surpass.

Dude my cock just got shut down by a cement wall! Fuck!

by sandwichfucking August 19, 2010

cement facer

A person who constantly stares at the ground usually due to insecurity.

sentence: Every time Chad gets near Mikayla he turns into a total cement facer.

by crudnuggets25 October 30, 2011