Cellationship

A sexual relationship that takes place solely on your cellular phone, i.e. sexting, phone sex, etc., possibly with a few real life sexual meet ups. One person usually has multiple cellationships, and hides all the other ones from each of their partners. These relationships don't last long and are usually just for hook-ups.

Sally: Jan, are you texting that boy, Charles, you're in a cellationship with again?
Jan: No, I'm texting Brian.
Sally: Wait, you have more than one cellationship?
Jan: Doesn't everyone?

by Junko Jack September 27, 2017

celloing

becoming a zombie and taking over the world through a two step plan

Sorry man, I can’t hang out today. Too busy celloing.

by twostepplan May 22, 2018

Cello

1. A musical instrument which is blown like a dick
2. A nonsensical lyrical device for a man with lazy bars

"She blow that dick like a cello"

by cookedken June 11, 2018

Cellophurean

A chemical product that can kill a alot of people just by the littlest of it it is highly dangerous for what ever reason

Dont go near the cellophurean

by O_doctor July 5, 2018

Cello God

A person that supports the streamer ZanB on twitch. He's very wholesome and they do it because they love his personality and his content.

Person: "I'm a bro! Brofist!"

Cello God: "I'm a person, that loves a person that's wholesome."

by Sassy_Meowsissy July 18, 2018

Cello God

A person that supports the streamer ZanB on Twitch

Bro: "Brofist!"

Cello God: "Have a nice day."

by Sassy_Meowsissy July 18, 2018

cello

An instrument that sounds like a suicidal bumblebee.

I learned the cello. Maybe it would have been more interesting to learn the violin.

by Ereck Flowers November 26, 2018