basically a life in the dream smp everyone starts with 3, exceot for PhiLza because, hes old so he only get 1
a character loses a cannon life because of the script.
a character loses a cannon life because of the script.
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He is a hottie and most probably homosexual, which he is praised for, he is also outstanding in bed ;D, and loves a good co-, he is also incredibly loved by his Dad, he also has very THICC thigs. He is also known as Cazi, Big Daddy, Baby girl, kinky bastard and They/them/big co-. He is very good at ABA and he loves to rape children, a popular saying by a Cazander is: ''If his age is on the clock he can take the co''-.
eyyy, Cazander, can i grab them cheeks afterwards?. Cazander: YES, right now!
Grab me by the ear and my but, Cazander! Cazander: ight im pulling up.
Hey look a playground! lets call Cazander.
Grab me by the ear and my but, Cazander! Cazander: ight im pulling up.
Hey look a playground! lets call Cazander.
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A level of Pwnage so extreme it equals getting your brains beaten out by a baseball bat, curtosy of Al Capone
Person 1: This morning I fell down the stairs, dislocating my shoulder and spilling burning hot coffee down my leg and 20 page hand-written dissitation
Person 2: Dude, Al Caponage!!!1!!one
Person 2: Dude, Al Caponage!!!1!!one
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An author will make a statement (presumably on their twitter) about their franchise, regarding a character, setting, event or an item that overwrites their previous statements in canon (of which wouldn't be a problem, if it weren't for the fact their franchise had technically ended, with the only new instalments being lore expansions and/or a retcon). These statements are presumably for internet Woke Points.
There are 2 known tiers of Schrodinger's canon so far, these being:
(Tier I) In which a new expansion on lore will soon be released, and the author suddenly has the opportunity to confirm their statement as canon, but chooses not to.
(Tier II) In which the statement can never be regarded as truly canon, due to either the newest instalment taking place before the statement's specimen exists, or that the newest instalment can be considered as not canon at all.
An author will make a statement (presumably on their twitter) about their franchise, regarding a character, setting, event or an item that overwrites their previous statements in canon (of which wouldn't be a problem, if it weren't for the fact their franchise had technically ended, with the only new instalments being lore expansions and/or a retcon). These statements are presumably for internet Woke Points.
There are 2 known tiers of Schrodinger's canon so far, these being:
(Tier I) In which a new expansion on lore will soon be released, and the author suddenly has the opportunity to confirm their statement as canon, but chooses not to.
(Tier II) In which the statement can never be regarded as truly canon, due to either the newest instalment taking place before the statement's specimen exists, or that the newest instalment can be considered as not canon at all.
by MagicAcid December 26, 2019
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