no one cares

Talking about something in which the intended audience does not give a flying fuck about.

That XefgT always says shit that no one cares about.

by Lanfoolz February 4, 2007

hot caesar

When you are banging a bitch in the vag, and you pull out quick and thrust your manhood in her stinkstar, surprising her greatly. Once complete, you yell out "Et tu Brute!" to finish this betrayal.

I hot caesar'd this bitch on the Ides of March. I saw, I conquered, I came.

by deatherizer August 7, 2008

poon cakes

an endearing term for a fine young woman you wanna get with

come here poon cakes and give me some sugar

by poonmaster3000 April 25, 2007

Caesarean section

A ritualistic birthing method practised almost universally among humans in the western hemisphere and most of Europe. Also known as a "c-section".

In a Caesarean section, the fetus is extracted through a large vertical incision usually going from the naval to the pubis mons. This method of birthing does not result in the usual birth-related stretching of the vagina, thus preserving what many hold to be a sacred orifice.

Dave's dating this cougar. He said she's had five kids, all without a Caesarean section. He swears you can tie her meat curtains in a knot.

by Captain Vimes October 14, 2011

shit-cakes

When something does not go the way you wanted.

"Sorry man, you didn't get it"
"Ahhhh shit-cakes"

by Pete89 July 25, 2007

Mashing Cakes

To mash cakes means bumping uglies, swaping gravy, or doing the no pants dance. Can be used in past tense and appreviated ex."we mashed"

If you bring home a drunk college girl from a keg party, your probably gonna end up mashing cakes.

by clay motha fukin jones March 5, 2008

noonie cakes

your significant other; your lover; your best friend

I love spending time with my noonie cakes.

by Boopie ba da doopie September 10, 2011