cosmic oose

Universe dust to which we all return upon our demise (scots)

after we die we all become cosmic oose

by Mr manana March 7, 2016

cosmic bear

A amazing creature that wanders the cosmos and makes YouTube videos.

The cosmic bear has just landed on the moon.

by thomas 4 train August 8, 2016

Cosmic Pedophile

A person in which travels warp speed into multiple dimensions in search for children's company (preferably male).

"Woah man, I think that Cosmic Pedophile just abducted your kid!"
"What kid?"

by BigSchlong Pseudonym December 15, 2016

Cosmic-Nut

When you nut so fast it leaves earths atmosphere and enters orbit. Most cosmic-nuts come back to the place they originated about a year after the nut happened.

Friend- Dude, I just cosmic-nutted!
Me- This is the fourth time we had to evacuate this town.

by JoachimOrJogge February 24, 2017

cosmic litty🔥🌈

When u or smth is extra litty af🔥🌈

Bro that shit be cosmic litty🔥🌈
That finna be cosmic litty🔥🌈

by Cosmic litty August 2, 2017

cosmic wank

The process of masturbation when high

“I had a cosmic wank last night’”

by Claret123 November 25, 2017

Cosmic Slut

An insult to the meme community.

Our son is a cosmic slut.

by Gayfaggot9898 July 3, 2018