Canada

A fine, respectable nation. What America should be, but really isn't. Much more diverse and cultivated than most give them credit for, and much more liberal on topics such as narcotics and marriage. Most of the country is unihabitable, and the winters can be excruciatingly cold, but British Columbia is fairly temperate. This wondrous province is sort of like Washington State and Colorado rolled into one. Toronto and Montreal are the major cultural hubs and the people live in harmony. Racism and crime is virtually nonexistant and the people are proud and progressive. However, taxes and gasoline aren't cheap so any potential American defectors, be warned. The U.S. should take some notes and try to emulate the Canadian culture.

The bickering between Canada and the U.S. is pointless. Both countries have their problems and are aware of it, but as neighbors we should stick together and help each other out.

by Jay June 1, 2005

canada

The country north of the United States (yes, I actually said the real name.) I have been there twice, and the more I see, the more I like it. Notes below.

. There are a lot fewer fat people in Canada. I only saw three fat people there durring my two week family vaction in Canada.
. The people have a more fun outlook on life; there is seriousness, but they seem to want to enjoy life more.
. The people are just more helpful everyday (I went downhill biking and a guy helped me get my bike onto the rack, as I was not strong enough to heft a 15 pount bike over my head.)
. Less trash talking, especially in sports, there were no raging fans at the baseball game I went to.

by Open-Minded American November 3, 2008

canada

A wonderful country that has produced some very, very hot women such as Elisha Cuthbert and Pamela Anderson. Also I spent two weeks there and only heard one "ey."

Damn, why are Canadians so fine, eh?

by HMIRE August 26, 2005

Canadaddy

A hot af Canadian Prime Minister

Person 1: Justin Trudeau is so hot, he's such a Canadaddy
Person 2: Yeah, but Pierre Trudeau is the og Canadaddy

by XyouseahoeX January 9, 2017

Downtown Canada

An alternative name for a city of Toronto (in Canada), which was originally renamed by @tavajiia (aka Mrs.Downtown Canada 💅)on Twitter

Later the name was memed over by some Toronto-based Instagram accounts such as @6ixbuzz and etc.

Fam1: "Wagwan fam, hou wus the flight from the 6ix??"
Fam2: "whats the 6ix fam?"
Fam1: "Y'know, Torono"
Fam2: "Hell nah bruv issa Downtown Canada now"
Fam1: "Oh ya my bud"

by MishaMykha September 28, 2020

Canada-ing

When you buy a bottle of maple syrup shaped as a maple leaf, keep the receipt, proceed to cover said receipt in maple syrup and stick it on someones forehead. Then smash the bottle over their head.

-BRO, I spun a mans headtop with a Canada slam.
-Man...You know Canada-ing is illegal. We live in Nunavut.

by Grand Slam Canada King Kong November 20, 2018

West Canada Valley

A school in a shit town of upstate ny, everyone has either a mullet and racist or they look like a school shooter. Manure gets spread next door at the farm so it always smells like shit. People are racist and ugly. And they are all fucking dumb

West Canada Valley is an awful school that thinks they are better than everyone but they’re not.

by West Canada Valley September 20, 2021