The Capper

Noun-An object that is used to put on condoms for mentally impaired people so the can have intercourse with the vagina or anus. It will only cover the head of the penis and if you are not circumsized then you are screwed...

Dude I was about to nail that hot chick with the huge rack but I forgot to use the capper before and I fucking got her pregnant.

by GD MCDs April 16, 2009

capper

crackhead; junkie

A capper broke into my car last night and took my GPS.

by liquidassnotice January 12, 2009

clappers

Pussy flaps belonging to a slut. Describing specifically those that make clapping sounds when walking.

I could hear her clappers going off from the other side of the street.

by Damo April 10, 2005

Campers

adjective: Used to describe any situation or event that was intense
reasoning: campers are in tents

Damn, that movie Kids was straight up campers.

by Dillon Allbline May 21, 2007

chappers

The supreme being over all things in existence, yes even KFC............ Has such a god damn sexy ass beard that everyone just has to fucking stroke that mother chuffers
chin. Also plays real life Call of Duty (friendly fire FTW) and hates Rick Rollers (Bastards). ;)

As he removed his gun that motherfuckers Toby Hect Jew slag stroked his beard and too this day still cant find his nuts.

superman: Damn i can grow a better beard than you

Chappers: shut the fuck up you bald chinned hobo *bitchslap*

Superman cries Chuck Norris pisses acid with tears of joy *if he even has emotions* shme most likely not :)

by HAHAHA i kill KFC October 7, 2009

capper

Derivation: night cap

When the bar is closing and you gather all your people together and head to one of their houses to keep drinking and mess the place up, that is a capper. Also known as an after-party.

Q: Hey man, where's the capper at?

A: I dunno man, I think Dave's, he's got booze.

by Gilmour93 February 25, 2009

capper

(1) One who writes captions to screengrabs on the Scifi channel website.
(2) Anyone who writes captions to photos or screengrabs online.
(3) The elite of the MST3K fans.

Some legendary capers include gray zombie, glitterrock and jondapicam.

by jondapicam November 5, 2003