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camper

Any gamer who stands in place for more than 3 seconds, or (God forbid) actually croutches. Doing this in Counter-Strike will have everyone on the server hating your guts.
"OMG camper F4G!!"
"OMG fukng camprs!"
by TheFeniX March 20, 2003
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Carperpetuation

(kar' pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.
James couldn't vacuum up the string. Carperpetuation was the only option.
by Ford escapes are nice March 26, 2010
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Laptop Camper

People who campout in the coffee shop all day with thier laptops nursing a coffee while trying to look cool.
I would love to sit down and enjoy my coffee but the tables are all filled up with laptop campers.
by Bany Ninja December 3, 2010
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Calpurnia

The third and final wife of Julius Caesar. Also the name of the mother figure in the old story "To Kill a Mockingbird."
The wife of Caesar was his final wife. They never had any children, and she never remarried after his death. Evidence points to her being humble and shy. She attempted to warn Caesar to stay home and tell the Senate that he was sick. Instead, he rejected the plan and was led to his death.
The Calpurnia in "To Kill a Mockingbird" is a respectable black woman and a cook for Atticus Finch and his children. However, she serves as a mother to them as well. She is important to the story in multiple situations, making sure Atticus' kids behave properly.
I don't understand why you would need me to explain how to use Calpurnia in a sentence. It's just a name.
But here's a quote anyway:
"Calpurnia always won, mainly because Atticus always took her side." - Jean Louise "Scout" Finch in "To Kill a Mockingbird," page 7
by ThatShyKidAndrew October 24, 2017
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Caspering

The art of ghosting someone in a friendly way. When you don't have the heart to full on ghost them, so you start cutting and reducing all interactions until they take the hint and give up.

Take forever to reply and only give short responses that can't lead to further conversation.

Similar to gas-lighting but without the intention of possible future interaction. Letting someone down gently.
Friend: how did it go with that girl

You: she's nice but I don't want to see her again so I'm caspering her til she takes the hint
by JasperTheFriendlyHost December 10, 2019
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Happy Camper

The term Happy Camper originates from the quote, "Not a Happy Camper".

It has been in use for over 20 years.

It's origins are similar to that of the term "Touron" which is a cross between a tourist and a moron. These terms began and are currently widely used in the resort industry and National Park Service.

It was in use as early as 1986 Yosemite National Park by employees of the Yosemite Park and Curry Company.
Laura was not a "Happy Camper' when a bear ate all her food.
by Amadscientist April 10, 2009
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capers

to rob somebody for something he got that you want to make a livin
imma catch diz capers up here in da cut
by LOX February 28, 2003
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