Well fuck me in the ass and call me daddy

Used when someone is shocked because something they didn't expect happened.

Can also be used when someone thinks they screwed up.

Yeah, we've got a test tomorrow. Didn't you know?
Well fuck me in the ass and call me daddy. I'm so screwed.

by BitchBitch666 November 20, 2018

Well grease me up and call me Souzie

An exclamation of surprise. Such as being told you've got straight A's, or you're getting a record deal unnexpectingly. Also can be used for lust.

Him: thats not a woman, thats my kid brother!
You: Well grease me up and call me Souzie

girl 1: Look at the ass on him!
girl 2: Well grease me up and call me Souzie!

by Monsieur Blanche September 8, 2005

Fuck my ass and call me Betty

A saying you say when someone tell you you did something wrong

Mark: you left the stove on

Jack: well fuck my ass and call me Betty

by Chayzer December 10, 2016

Slap my knee and call me pickle

An expression of enlightenment and revelation concerning information that was previously unknown.

Sam and J rode down highway 81 to the honky tonk bar. A Wheeler Walker Jr. song played over the truck radio - Eatin Pussy, Kickin Ass.
Sam looked at J. Her eyes glistened with regret.

"J, we have a situation," Sam said.
"What happened?"
"I seem to have shit my pants, J"
"Well slap my knee and call me pickle, Sam," J muttered. "I'm turnin' this truck around baby."

by ChandlerHasStrongShoulders March 26, 2022

Suck my small pee and call me Ricky

When you get so high during sex and her papa's name is Ricky

Literally nobody:
Me: Suck my small pee and call me Ricky

by ThisVideoWasUploadedToXvideos. June 14, 2019

butter my back and call me a biscuit

Something to be said when some thing completely and utterly random happens/is said.

Duncan: "Hey, do guys seen my chocolate salamander?"
Fandango: "Well butter my back and call me a biscuit!"

by Zorgithatoob November 30, 2010

fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch

When someone bamboozles you, being bamboozled

When someone makes a fool out of you

Declan: I told you Dave, she sent nudes to five other guys. You owe me five bucks!
Dave: Well Fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch!

Dave: *Hands over a crisp 5 dollar bill

by DirtyDave42069 March 8, 2017