period crackers

Frank's RedHot sauce and saltine crackers. A fine delicacy for being bored as shit and hungry at home. The magical duo resembles a woman's monthly, heavenly hormonal secretion atop a saltine cracker. In one sitting they're eaten in excess (more than or equal to one box of saltines used and a whole bottle of Frank's).

Bro, get me some of those period crackers.

Got the hotsauce? Got the saltines? Period cracker party!

That girl stole my period crackers.

Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring ... period cracker phone!

It's the most wonderful time of the year ... there'll be period crackers ah munchin' when friends come to call ... It's the most wonderful time of the year.

by Period Crackers's Man BoJamMan February 17, 2014

meaty clackers

Another words for a mans testicles

Drew: I don't think you can handle my meaty clackers

Haley: You'd be surprised what I can handle

by Scoeboy May 3, 2016

Oh my crackers

A synoym for oh my god, oh my jesus, something that is unbelievable to the eyes, a surprise,

Person 1: Do I really have to do the laundry?
Person 2: Oh my crackers! LEAVE ME ALONE! Hahaha.

Person 1: Who are you?
Person 2: OH MY CRACKERS.

by Ohmycrackers! May 12, 2012

crackers

1. Meaning "crap"
2.. A word used instead of crap, which is a goody-goody way of saying shit.

"Oh crackers I forgot my ACDC cd!" or "CRACKERS!"

by Unclassified October 4, 2005

Jesus Crackers

A saying to be used to replace "Jesus Christ!" Often used throughout gaming and when one is surprised.

Guy1: Boo!

Guy2: Jesus Crackers! you scared me!

by ElStefano October 4, 2008

crackers

Malicious computer users who crack software so that you don't need to input a cd-key or registration code. Which, of course, is illegal. The programs that they create which unlock software for free are called cracks.

Crackers are theives.

by 1337 is gay May 13, 2005

Gate Crackers

White people who invite themselves to parties hosted by black people.

"Hey who invited doze two whities over dere?"
"Ah shit--days some mo' gate crackers!"

"Dem white folk just crashed th' party!"
"Darn dem gate crackers!"

by dian-az November 29, 2009