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caistmas

The day of cai, the day were we celebrate the birthing of cai. This celebration happens on the 25th of December and is a mandatory celebration for everyone. I mean I everyone. There are consequences for not celebrating it. Be warned.
WE WISH YOU A MERRY CAISTMAS WE WISH YOUVA MERRY CAISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEARRR!!
by heathus December 11, 2021
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internet calisthenics

The websites one goes to warm up their slow internet for the day.
Since my internet when it first starts up is slow I have it do internet calisthenics by going to easy to load websites.
by darcwizrd August 23, 2011
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dirty calista

(sexually) When someone takes their middle finger in your pussy and then licks it only after nutting into your ear. Followed by having shit smeared into every crevasse the male has. Then continue to agresively pound the partner until they can no longer walk
Me and Maranda had a dirty calista for the first time in forever last night and it felt grate
by Life_hurts from time2time April 15, 2020
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Calisto Yew

Calisto Yew is an ace attorney investigations character, she is the most irritaing fuckhead defense attorney ever, and is the true killer of the case she is in.
Person 1: God, you are such a Calisto Yew.
Person 2: What? I absolutely hate Calisto Yew, She is my most hated character in Ace Attorney Investigations!
by chumtoad. May 6, 2020
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gay calista

when you find another girl attractive so you get a vagina boner
omgggg i had a gay calista last night!!!!!!!
by thefull8inches April 7, 2022
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calistrisa

Calistrisa is a sexy bitch.
by Anonymous February 19, 2003
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Calista

A girl, usually white.

Could be described as a: thot, “freshman”.

Probably does competition and school cheer
Looks 12 no matter how old they are
“Yo did you hear about Calista and John?”
You mean Calista and every guy ever? she talks like thirty dudes at once. What a thot.”
by Manningw August 5, 2018
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