The cure

It’s what ever you eat or drink that makes your hangover disappear

Commonly used in Irish cafes and coffee shops.

Jaysus I’m dryin’, will we go to Murphy’s Cafe? they serve the cure.

by ASBO18 November 22, 2022

Sickness cure

Give Anthony money and u will feel better instantly, (moms credit card number heals u faster)

Anthony has money! I’m cured! Sickness cure!

by Professional doctor November 24, 2022

American Cure-All

The practice of taking a couple Advil pills and “sleeping it off” Usually performed by an individual that experiences a pain that should warrant a hospital visit, but the individual cannot afford a hospital bill.

Greg fell down the stairs last night. He could barely walk after and I wanted to take him to the hospital , but he did the American Cure-All and walked out of the house this morning like nothing was wrong.

by Glarfl January 25, 2024

Philly cure

The Philly cure is comprised of 3 components.

1) Weed. Any form or dosage will do.
2) Philly cheesesteak. Any will do, get your personal favorite
3) Head. Doesn’t matter who as long as it’s legal and consenting

Use this method as a pick me up or a celebration

1: “This week has been awful, I need me a Philly cure.”
2: “ I’ll brb, I got you”

by Brolime February 15, 2025

Dude a cure

When a man trims his fingernails and toenails along the dirt line it's a dude a cure. It's a manicure for men.

I think you need a dude a cure brah, you could climb trees with those claws you got

by maddodge November 11, 2018

Magic Johnson Cure

A problem that goes away because you have lots of money

I needed a new car but my dads a lawyer so I have a magic Johnson cure.

by FuckingWizard April 18, 2019

Scurvy’s Cure

A cocktail consisting of spiced rum (traditionally Captain Morgan’s) and orange juice in unmeasured quantities most would consider unsafe. Invented winter 2019 by some dumb college freshmen.

Scurvy’s Cure is such a good name for this cocktail I thought it was already a real thing for two whole weeks, until I learned my friend was the one who came up with it.

by ArrrMateyIveGotScurvyMeLads January 23, 2022