Conference

The excuse people use to get a free vacation, as travel and expanses are paid for by the company. Interestingly enough most professional organizations hold their conferences in large tourist regions. As a result, attendees may sit in on only a few seminars and spend the rest of the allotted travel time playing golf, visiting tourist sites, and other recreational activities at their company's expense. Most of

Lawrence: So Peter, how was the conference in Orlando last week?
Peter: Well the conference ran five days, but I only spent the first day attending seminars and the remaining four days I went to Disney World and to the beach. But hey, Lumbergh had no clue where I was so he had no problem having Initech pay for my weeklong vacation.

by Dan May 27, 2008

Convenience Giver

Somebody who donates to charity only when it is convenient.

Cashier: Here is your 17 cents back, have a great day!
Convenience Giver: I don't really want this change, so I guess it looks like cancer research is 17 cents richer...

Convenience Giver puts the coins in the plastic box.

by Space Wrangler April 17, 2011

conference call dementor

The person who sucks the life force out of every one else involved by constantly repeating information or discussing a topic ad naseum. After being in contact with a Conference call dementor most people wish for death...

As a conference call dementor, Carol went on about the pie graph for an hour, before Phillip ran screaming from the room

by office minion August 7, 2012

convenience cooler

When you're too damn lazy to get to the fridge to get bevs, so you have a cooler handy that shortens the distance. Until you need to refill that is.

"Oh man I'm too hammered for my own good. But my throat is so parched and the fridge is so far! Whatever shall I do?"

Convenience Cooler: " HAVE NO FEAR FOR I AM HERE TO SAVE THE DAY"

by Calamity_Cookie August 1, 2015

Convenience Whore

This is the girl you only see when money's a little tight. She wears jeans, sneakers, and tee shirts 24-7 and loves Long John Silver's as much as you do.

Connor: Sup tonight T-Bone? Big weekend?
T-Bone: Nah man... I don't get paid until the 15th... probably just gonna hit up the convenience whore.
Connor: Word

by PAreal October 11, 2018

brain conference

A) A brain conference is one where teachers gather around in a conference room and talk about teaching ways.

B) Also, it is used in math class when using a calculator.

C) A way to "brain conference" is putting your two fingers up to your temples, shaking your head, and saying brain conference in a spooky way.

A) Hey, I heard Mrs. Keller is going to the brain conference!

B) Hey, please do not bring your brain conference calculator to math class today. It is getting really annoying.

C) Hey, did you see the Stiers at the dance last night? He was doing the brain conference!

by brainconference54 May 14, 2009

Telephone Conference

Telephone Conference: Now here is a good one. An outstanding method to tie up several people to listen to a message on the telephone that could be relayed via an email. However it does provide a good way to entertain yourself with the participants that don’t mute their phone and talk about the speaker.

Clear your schedule to participate in this worthless telephone conference.

by yodotcom March 20, 2011