Congratulesbians

A positive word to use when acknowledging an accomplishment by a gay female friend or relative

'My girlfriend and I are getting married'...
'Ooh, Congratulesbians! I'm so happy for you both '

by HankTheBusDriver January 20, 2015

congeniality

You would find this person pleasant because they have a personality, or some qualities, or interests that are like yours. see also congenial

Me and Jim are like congeniality.

by xSilent_Ninjax November 22, 2015

Congrazzles

A slang term for "Congratulations". Commonly used to annoy someone and at the same time congratulate them for a thing they didn't work hard on.

Congrazzles! You've been awarded 100 points for joining the site and confirming your e-mail.

Eh...ok?

by Grandwing August 19, 2010

having congress

To have sexual intercourse with, including rape and beastiality. Normally used in the context of sex without any consent.

"Not three weeks before this he was run out of Fort Smith Arkansas for having congress with a goat. Yes lady, that is what I said. Goat." - Cormac McCarthy (Blood Meridian)

by jahm3z April 20, 2009

miss congeniality

A friendly, social person. The centre of attention, gets along with everyone. Usually an attractive person as well.

Everyone loves Sandi, just call her miss congeniality..

by HBissy April 18, 2006

angry congressman

After being rejected for oral, this is the process of ejaculating in ones hand and throwing it at the girl, usually using the left-into-right proceedure

She wouldn't give me head so i gave her an angry congressman. I cranked with my left into my right for optimum throw range

by newo May 13, 2005

Congo Express

Term used to describe methods of mass transit where a vast majority of the riders/passengers are african americans.

"Hey, wanna take the train to the ball game?"

"I'm not taking the congo express. We'll take a cab."

by JerryF September 29, 2008