Clout Jerk

1. When someone wants clout so they jerk you off, they want clout jerk

2. When someone jerks off the clout to get it (flexes their accomplishments)

fred is posting pictures with his "cool friends"

"Fred just wants that clout jerk"

by acough15 October 17, 2018

Clout

Gaining respect from higher figures for no particular/ having respect for your style or the vibes you give off. “Clout” can also be used as a mother word for swag, not too often but you may see or hear it

1.A nigga got hella Clout cuz im a young trendsetter

2. She want me cuz of my clout
3.I just FaceTimed Lil Uzi. I got Clout my nigga

by CamTheCloutGod January 11, 2018

clbuttic

Result of poor swear-word replacement.

Apple made the clbuttic mistake of forcing out their visionary - I mean, look at what NeXT has been up to!

People who make buttumptions about their regex scripts, will be embarbutted when they repeat this mbuttive mistake.

by Jon G. February 25, 2008

Clout goggles

White, oval shaped glasses that rich white kids wear when their drunk and are trying to act like they are hot shit.

Look Ava is wasted and wearing her clout goggles. Typical.

by Clout4dayzz July 16, 2018

Cloudtopia

The nirvana reached when all of your technology solutions and applications have been moved to the cloudmoshere.

We turned out the lights in the data center said the cloud geek... all of our applications are in the cloud! We have reached Cloudtopia!

by jpkaty September 24, 2009

clout top

Getting head because of how much clout you have.

Keisha just gave me some clout top.

by djogodjogo June 4, 2017

Clout Slap

When an incredibly influential individual desires you to be slapped and asks you to do it yourself.

Man I was late to work again and my boss clout slapped me on Skype.

by Rash Epsilon August 16, 2014